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Ken Turbo
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PIZZA TIME 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢🐀
Columbus // He/Him
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5mg: this is nice
10mg: this is cool but maybe I'm not being a good parent
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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oh look it's how boomers went to school in the winter-
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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10 years of this shit
January 20, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I keep thinking about the toxic, pervasive mythology of "rugged individualism" as a driving force in American culture, and how the collective efforts in the Twin Cities right now are proof that the only way through hard times is together, as a community.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I’m starting to wonder if looking genuinely happy and acting like you really love the city is a more effective way to campaign (and govern) than scowling about what a shithole the city is and how many more cops it will take to subdue it.
Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.
January 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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False.
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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This Upton Sinclair quote never misses

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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this headline, and much of the reporting, is the result of believing that the key to good journalism is never taking a position
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.

“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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“Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus” is a novel about the dangers of going into STEM
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Instead of just replying “shut the fuck up” or dunking on people, I’ve moved into my blocking era.
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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A thirty-something socialistic Muslim just became the mayor of New York in convincing fashion - which somehow proves yet again that the only way for the Democrats to win is to run to the middle
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Found the cutest little indie bookstore/ brunch bar this weekend.

And so neat: they give you a passport if you want to visit them all.

@twodollarradio.bsky.social 📚💙
October 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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this is quickly becoming a load bearing post for me
September 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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September 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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just could not be clearer in moments like this that we’re all paying an army of psychopathic cowards specifically to harass black teenagers
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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[shredder voice] they’re baybees
I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK
September 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM