Red Gardener
@kelsilo.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Baltimore Co. commie. Pretzel Maker www.imbisspretzel.com
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
Auntie. Gardener and armchair ecologist. Guitar and bass player. Video games. Latin America enthusiast.
Deli worker. I'll slice any meat you need.
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Kelsi just said "Guan Yuletide"
you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kelsi just said "Guan Yuletide"
Happy Thanksgiving, Baltimore! After you sleep off the meal, kick start your holiday shopping and get an Imbiss pretzel at Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt!
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Baltimore! After you sleep off the meal, kick start your holiday shopping and get an Imbiss pretzel at Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt!
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This man would be destroyed if he was roasted by one Irish grandmother.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This man would be destroyed if he was roasted by one Irish grandmother.
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Meanwhile, in Venezuela:
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Meanwhile, in Venezuela:
I've always hated the swamp slander. VITAL ecosystem. Smdh.
GOP politicians: "Drain the swamp in Washington!"
Me: "Ok, first off, wetlands provide a number of ecosystem services..."
Me: "Ok, first off, wetlands provide a number of ecosystem services..."
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I've always hated the swamp slander. VITAL ecosystem. Smdh.
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Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Transgender awareness week is over, you are unaware that you are transgender
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich
Von 99 Luftballons
I'm a mess that's not good at things capitalism wants. 😆
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm a mess that's not good at things capitalism wants. 😆
The mind boggles at the concept of Alton James Brown.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The mind boggles at the concept of Alton James Brown.
If you think about it, Piano Man is a nasty bit of business.
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you think about it, Piano Man is a nasty bit of business.
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
"We'd love to hear another song. You're our favorite. Here's some money."
"Haha thanks. So here's a new one just for you. It's about how you all are drunken reprobates with no future."
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Increasing temperatures are already killing huge numbers of people.
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
Trump’s Anti-Green Agenda Could Lead to 1.3 Million More Climate Deaths. The Poorest Countries Will Be Impacted Most.
Most of the people expected to suffer these temperature-related deaths live in poor countries in Africa and South Asia that are least prepared to cope with the increasing heat from climate change.
www.propublica.org
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Increasing temperatures are already killing huge numbers of people.
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
A ProPublica and @us.theguardian.com analysis found that Trump’s “America First” agenda is expected to add substantially to the toll, with the vast majority of deaths occurring outside the U.S.
By @fastlerner.bsky.social
I don't know. Id argue that he's not funny at all, as much as people keep insisting he is. His timing sucks. He's just loud, annoying, and awkward. Which doesn't really add up to a joke. He's kind of like if Kenny Powers was a boring suit. Nobody needs that.
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don't know. Id argue that he's not funny at all, as much as people keep insisting he is. His timing sucks. He's just loud, annoying, and awkward. Which doesn't really add up to a joke. He's kind of like if Kenny Powers was a boring suit. Nobody needs that.
Italy is the number one romantic destination among couples who enjoy the sensual sound of two pieces of mortadella hitting together.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Italy is the number one romantic destination among couples who enjoy the sensual sound of two pieces of mortadella hitting together.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
... I'm sorry. I'm still trying to figure out if Bluesky is for shitposting.
God help me, I do love a "quirky" (?) Pop song that kinda has some Broadway in it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
God help me, I do love a "quirky" (?) Pop song that kinda has some Broadway in it.
There's a photo shoot of some kind happening outside of the window that faces the counter where I'm working. I can definitely understand how having a flash in your face can cause a celeb to lose it momentarily.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
There's a photo shoot of some kind happening outside of the window that faces the counter where I'm working. I can definitely understand how having a flash in your face can cause a celeb to lose it momentarily.
Hey! If you use insta, please follow my band, Mergers and Acquisitions.
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey! If you use insta, please follow my band, Mergers and Acquisitions.
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
@mergers.acquisitions.band
Also, we put some new demos on our Bandcamp. Check it out! mergers-acquisitions.bandcamp.com
Big announcement! Imbiss will be selling pretzels at the Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt in Baltimore this year right after Thanksgiving. Nov 29 from 10-5 and Nov. 30 11 - 4. Come get your Deutsch on. ❤️ 🥨🍺🇩🇪
November 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Big announcement! Imbiss will be selling pretzels at the Zion Church's Christkindlmarkt in Baltimore this year right after Thanksgiving. Nov 29 from 10-5 and Nov. 30 11 - 4. Come get your Deutsch on. ❤️ 🥨🍺🇩🇪
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
Bring back oral story telling that's not true crime!
One of the things that gets lost in translation is how rhythmic & fun to read the prose of the original Journey to the West is.
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
Best way I can describe it is "Imagine if Dragonball was Written instead of Drawn"
Esp. when for most of its existence, this is how story would've actually been read:
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bring back oral story telling that's not true crime!
Went to a show after a shift on my feet with no breaks. Feeling extra middle-aged today lol. Time for that Rx Ibuprofen.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Went to a show after a shift on my feet with no breaks. Feeling extra middle-aged today lol. Time for that Rx Ibuprofen.
So anyway I haven't shared my art in a while.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
So anyway I haven't shared my art in a while.
We're slammed. Guy asks for a slice. I ask his name for the order. I don't understand, so I'm stone-faced, grabbing a box, waiting to ask again.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We're slammed. Guy asks for a slice. I ask his name for the order. I don't understand, so I'm stone-faced, grabbing a box, waiting to ask again.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" I ask.
"Mr. Handsome Guy."
Honestly, the fact that I made him repeat the lame joke was way funnier than the joke itself.
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You are cordially invited to rock
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You are cordially invited to rock
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
This Friday 7 November 8pm $10
Wax Atlas 5523 Harford Road
with
50'♀ & the Worms
Viennetta (NY)
$100 Girlfriend
Nov 4. The latest I read is that the state intends to reinstate SNAP, while the feds are going back on their commitment to fund the program by half. While they lie and play, we workers follow through on our promises. Imbiss will still provide a free pretzel tommorow to those with an EBT card.
Nov. 2nd and still no plan to reinstate SNAP benefits. This week, Imbiss will offer a free pretzel while they last to anyone with an EBT card. I'll be at Govans Market from 1 to 4 on Wednesday. Let's take care of each other.
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
Pretzels for the People because, like Fred said, Power to the People!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Nov 4. The latest I read is that the state intends to reinstate SNAP, while the feds are going back on their commitment to fund the program by half. While they lie and play, we workers follow through on our promises. Imbiss will still provide a free pretzel tommorow to those with an EBT card.
I bought this because I thought it was funny. I was sure it was going to be nasty, but it's actually... pretty dang nice? Wild stuff.
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I bought this because I thought it was funny. I was sure it was going to be nasty, but it's actually... pretty dang nice? Wild stuff.