Kelcey Swain
@kelceyswain.com
Former composer and academic, doctor of noise. Now Cabinet Office data and ML/AI guy.
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This has been the longest week so far.
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 AM
This has been the longest week so far.
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Fails to mention all our computers being American
Cyber resilience of UK digital infrastructure https://post.parliament.uk/research-briefings/post-pn-0753/
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Fails to mention all our computers being American
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Exciting news guys. Our Procedure Browsable Space (TM) now comes with a legislation lookup URL. Simply plug in the legislation.gov.uk URI of an Act and you'll get taken post haste to a list of instruments currently before Parliament enabled by that Act
api.parliament.uk/procedure-br...
api.parliament.uk/procedure-br...
Localism Act 2011 - work packages before Parliament
Work packages for instruments enabled by Localism Act 2011 currently before Parliament.
api.parliament.uk
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Exciting news guys. Our Procedure Browsable Space (TM) now comes with a legislation lookup URL. Simply plug in the legislation.gov.uk URI of an Act and you'll get taken post haste to a list of instruments currently before Parliament enabled by that Act
api.parliament.uk/procedure-br...
api.parliament.uk/procedure-br...
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
True facts
The best hip hop is French. If you're going to have someone jibbering over four repeated bars of the world's most simple music, it might as well be in a mellifluous language.
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
True facts
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Virgo: New year, new you. There is literally a new version of you out there hunting you down. Good luck!
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Virgo: New year, new you. There is literally a new version of you out there hunting you down. Good luck!
Either a Gorgon or a demi-god, self-entitled slayer of Gorgons, depending on the narrative moment.
A slightly pompous but extremely competent Belgian detective. Not uncommon, one imagines
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Either a Gorgon or a demi-god, self-entitled slayer of Gorgons, depending on the narrative moment.
Happy Nakatomi Plaza day to all those who celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Happy Nakatomi Plaza day to all those who celebrate.
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I needed a bit of help with the algorithm for the last one there, but nonetheless, I am done! Thank you @was.tl and Advent of Code, I really enjoyed stretching my Rust skills to get through each day.
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I needed a bit of help with the algorithm for the last one there, but nonetheless, I am done! Thank you @was.tl and Advent of Code, I really enjoyed stretching my Rust skills to get through each day.
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I took my dog to the vet and met a woman with a corgi called G.
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I took my dog to the vet and met a woman with a corgi called G.
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
I asked, “What’s G short for?”
She said, “Because he’s got little legs.”
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Absolutely amazing chart from @peterkellner.bsky.social's piece in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social today:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/peter-kellne...
www.thenewworld.co.uk/peter-kellne...
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Absolutely amazing chart from @peterkellner.bsky.social's piece in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social today:
www.thenewworld.co.uk/peter-kellne...
www.thenewworld.co.uk/peter-kellne...
I have just remembered that fabulously aggressive Christmas Card that Tony Blair sent out. How was this the best photo, the one they chose to send out?
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have just remembered that fabulously aggressive Christmas Card that Tony Blair sent out. How was this the best photo, the one they chose to send out?
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"Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now. JUMP!"
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now. JUMP!"
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
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November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM