JA
@juan2tree.bsky.social
Now you see me, and now we pretend we don’t know each other.
Happily taken 👨❤️👨
Happily taken 👨❤️👨
In the first shot, the mirror is splattered with spit, including some courtesy of me. In the second, you can see how tight the gym is that some people’s feet were literally inches from me while I was doing cable crunches.
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In the first shot, the mirror is splattered with spit, including some courtesy of me. In the second, you can see how tight the gym is that some people’s feet were literally inches from me while I was doing cable crunches.
I thought this might be relevant to the broader class discussion.
Furthermore, fuckability is a volatile economic indicator, while self worth is a relative fixed asset class valued by the sole holder. When you establish a high internal valuation and treat yourself like premium equity, it hedges against oversupply and drives demand beyond any external benchmark 📈
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I thought this might be relevant to the broader class discussion.
I’m confused about the Nike jockstrap. Were they made for men with normal size balls or is the meat supposed to be popping out of the sides of the casing, so to speak?
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’m confused about the Nike jockstrap. Were they made for men with normal size balls or is the meat supposed to be popping out of the sides of the casing, so to speak?
I’ll be sat
The trailer for David Lowery’s Mother Mary, starring Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel, is here 👀
In theaters Spring 2026 via A24. Add to your watchlist at the link in bio.
In theaters Spring 2026 via A24. Add to your watchlist at the link in bio.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’ll be sat
Oof, the humbling of a new gym routine. I’m sore today 😅
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Oof, the humbling of a new gym routine. I’m sore today 😅
A new month, beginning the new training block, this mashed potato body is going to get meaner over the next few weeks. As a result, I’ll have to be nicer to people out in public to compensate.
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A new month, beginning the new training block, this mashed potato body is going to get meaner over the next few weeks. As a result, I’ll have to be nicer to people out in public to compensate.
Over 40 drop a selfie!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Over 40 drop a selfie!!
Might post pole on main just to clear out the riffraff
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Might post pole on main just to clear out the riffraff
It sucks when you have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier person.
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It sucks when you have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier person.
When he says it won’t fit but you shove it through nevertheless.
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When he says it won’t fit but you shove it through nevertheless.
Being aloof, in a tenebrous sort of way, is how you’ll know I’m very interested in you.
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Being aloof, in a tenebrous sort of way, is how you’ll know I’m very interested in you.
Riveting tv show. Ducks 🦆
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Riveting tv show. Ducks 🦆
We’re shooting for a lobster claw folks 🦞 Not quick there yet.
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We’re shooting for a lobster claw folks 🦞 Not quick there yet.
Who’s watching Heated Rivalry lol?
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Who’s watching Heated Rivalry lol?
Just a little something to take the edge off 🚬
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just a little something to take the edge off 🚬
Please clap for all those carbs I ate yesterday that fueled this workout and all the PR's
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Please clap for all those carbs I ate yesterday that fueled this workout and all the PR's
I really made this loaf of bread. Then, I was reminded of an ex bf of mine.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I really made this loaf of bread. Then, I was reminded of an ex bf of mine.
I tried cooling the apple pie on my windowsill yesterday and a hobo stole it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I tried cooling the apple pie on my windowsill yesterday and a hobo stole it.
Jesus…a lot of people really love bread.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Jesus…a lot of people really love bread.
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Addams Family Values: Thanksgiving play (HD CLIP)
YouTube video by Binge Society
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November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Definitely have to share one of the most iconic Thanksgiving Day reenactments today. Grab those cardigans and highballs and enjoy! 🦃 🍁 🪶🔥🍽️
Goodnight, all you little turkeys 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Goodnight, all you little turkeys 🦃
Gay cousins are the celebrities of any family
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gay cousins are the celebrities of any family
The lengths in which some of you findoms will go.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The lengths in which some of you findoms will go.
Can’t wait for this holiday to be over so I can get back into my normal routine.
Nevertheless, I made it to the gym (late) last night, and I’ll go again today (late) after I’ve finish prepping for tomorrow.
Nevertheless, I made it to the gym (late) last night, and I’ll go again today (late) after I’ve finish prepping for tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can’t wait for this holiday to be over so I can get back into my normal routine.
Nevertheless, I made it to the gym (late) last night, and I’ll go again today (late) after I’ve finish prepping for tomorrow.
Nevertheless, I made it to the gym (late) last night, and I’ll go again today (late) after I’ve finish prepping for tomorrow.