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@juan2tree.bsky.social
Now you see me, and now pretend we don’t know each other.
Headed to the store for Thanksgiving Day cooking. Need anything?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Turkey legs. Not the good kind.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🦃 ass dad bod 😫
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh yeah. Good shit.
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cable Crossovers from high-to-low working on one of my major problem areas: my under boobs.
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Forgive me, it was my last set. I failed at 8 reps, but 3 sets @ 150 lbs. in total wasn’t too shabby.
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hoping to get those wings 🪽 by doing a million dumbbell rows.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Love how wobbly it made me. All these stabilizing muscles are getting worked.

Also, my phone fell over at the end lol
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel dumb. Question for the chat: is this buy 2 packs get 3 packs for free = 5 packs all together? Or buy 2 packs and get the 3rd pack free?
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Is this what they mean by the male gaze?
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Please do one of me now @patlalaver01.bsky.social!

Something like, “Oh wow, this is devastating. This pig dick is out here twirling like an erotic lard carcass bag, who should be loaded into the mud while slurping down fish piss like a chode. Another cursed chapter for @profgalloway.com.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
You call yourselves gays, but I haven’t heard a single one of you mention Robyn’s new single “Dopamine.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This white box on the wall turns your utilities room on the left, into looking like the one on the right, by combining two appliances into one and making your gas energy more efficient to heat your home.
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hyrox was fun as a spectator. I imagine it’s even more fun to compete. I can’t wait.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
😵‍💫
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
No, I shan’t. 😘
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hell yeah
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
All the winter gear I ordered last weekend when we plunged into the 20s during a snowstorm came in today. BTW, it was almost 70 degrees today. Cool, cool, cool…
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Here’s my poop face
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Let’s be friends. You know who you are.
November 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It’s Friday. Thank god.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I wore blue for Blastoise. You had to be 🟢 to understand this.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A new built-in wardrobe closet, engineered hardwood floors, baseboards, and some paint.

I miss building stuff 😭
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM