Kelcey Swain
@kelceyswain.com
Former composer and academic, doctor of noise. Now Cabinet Office data and ML/AI guy.
For luck, he has been retired for a while
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
For luck, he has been retired for a while
Play this as oft as is required.
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Play this as oft as is required.
You didn’t tell me we were expecting guests. And such a pretty one too.
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
You didn’t tell me we were expecting guests. And such a pretty one too.
Happy Nakatomi Plaza day to all those who celebrate.
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Happy Nakatomi Plaza day to all those who celebrate.
I needed a bit of help with the algorithm for the last one there, but nonetheless, I am done! Thank you @was.tl and Advent of Code, I really enjoyed stretching my Rust skills to get through each day.
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I needed a bit of help with the algorithm for the last one there, but nonetheless, I am done! Thank you @was.tl and Advent of Code, I really enjoyed stretching my Rust skills to get through each day.
I have just remembered that fabulously aggressive Christmas Card that Tony Blair sent out. How was this the best photo, the one they chose to send out?
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have just remembered that fabulously aggressive Christmas Card that Tony Blair sent out. How was this the best photo, the one they chose to send out?
"Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now. JUMP!"
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"Dogs put down the Queen's tail antique real jump. Ridiculous. Join their laughter. The brothers are legal now. JUMP!"
A pub landlord from Yorkshire? T' Publican?
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A pub landlord from Yorkshire? T' Publican?
Any relation? Well, I've got a mother.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Any relation? Well, I've got a mother.
Finally, my kinda mix!
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Finally, my kinda mix!
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
October 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?
