karobit
@karobit.bsky.social
gentle giant
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
this is the exact opposite of dialogue options in most games because these are both objectively correct to say. they're both the paragon option.
I like it when YouTube suggests replies to comments because it makes me feel like I am playing YouTube: The Visual Novel.
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
this is the exact opposite of dialogue options in most games because these are both objectively correct to say. they're both the paragon option.
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Every 30 mins this account will automatically choose a random video from the "VHS Vault" collection on Archive.org, take a screenshot at a random timestamp and post it here. Might be NSFW, who knows.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every 30 mins this account will automatically choose a random video from the "VHS Vault" collection on Archive.org, take a screenshot at a random timestamp and post it here. Might be NSFW, who knows.
trapped in a walmart parking lot by hail
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
trapped in a walmart parking lot by hail
someone come get me when they announce a new Action Half-Life
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
someone come get me when they announce a new Action Half-Life
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When you say put it all in one video… Hooooooly shit.
@codyjohnston.bsky.social really puts the scam in perspective.
This is touched on briefly but it’s now very obvious that the tariffs aren’t because he’s stupid (even though he is), but because *he has a bribe jar* and they are leverage.
JFC
@codyjohnston.bsky.social really puts the scam in perspective.
This is touched on briefly but it’s now very obvious that the tariffs aren’t because he’s stupid (even though he is), but because *he has a bribe jar* and they are leverage.
JFC
All The Ways Trump Is Using The Presidency To Enrich Himself - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When you say put it all in one video… Hooooooly shit.
@codyjohnston.bsky.social really puts the scam in perspective.
This is touched on briefly but it’s now very obvious that the tariffs aren’t because he’s stupid (even though he is), but because *he has a bribe jar* and they are leverage.
JFC
@codyjohnston.bsky.social really puts the scam in perspective.
This is touched on briefly but it’s now very obvious that the tariffs aren’t because he’s stupid (even though he is), but because *he has a bribe jar* and they are leverage.
JFC
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i am gonna nonogram up a hadouken so bad
Picross S Capcom Classics Edition & SNK CLASSICS & NEOGEO edition announced for Switch (out Nov 27)
Capcom www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y7u...
SNK www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD4h...
Capcom www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y7u...
SNK www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD4h...
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i am gonna nonogram up a hadouken so bad
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November 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
*to the tune of the 90s Michigan J. Frog "Dubba-dubba-WB" jingle*
Lubba Lubba Lubba's a She
Lubba Lubba Lubba's a She
Nintendo has decided that Lubba, a big jolly star creature in Super Mario Galaxy 2, is female, but you might be surprised to know that it isn't necessarily a retcon.
www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/wait-su...
www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/wait-su...
Wait, Super Mario Galaxy’s Lubba Is Female? — Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games
And if she is, this “change” may not actually be Nintendo retconning itself.
www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*to the tune of the 90s Michigan J. Frog "Dubba-dubba-WB" jingle*
Lubba Lubba Lubba's a She
Lubba Lubba Lubba's a She
can't help feeling like we really fell down when we let frisbee sickos get away with calling their sport "Ultimate"
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
can't help feeling like we really fell down when we let frisbee sickos get away with calling their sport "Ultimate"
allegedly a "cheese crisp" is entirely an Arizona invention? which i cannot fathom because why wouldn't anyone else do it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona...
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
allegedly a "cheese crisp" is entirely an Arizona invention? which i cannot fathom because why wouldn't anyone else do it? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona...
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please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them
tfw you make an image for a shitpost and then can't remember what you saw that inspired you to make the image to begin with
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
tfw you make an image for a shitpost and then can't remember what you saw that inspired you to make the image to begin with
i don't know shit about fuck but i feel like there's a correlation between a sham ceremony where every award is shamelessly underwritten by the dumbest corporation in service of advertising and the fact that there are no major labor organizations in gaming.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i don't know shit about fuck but i feel like there's a correlation between a sham ceremony where every award is shamelessly underwritten by the dumbest corporation in service of advertising and the fact that there are no major labor organizations in gaming.
TGA with Tracy Jordan
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TGA with Tracy Jordan
hey remember when robert downey jr gave a dragon a colonoscopy in a doctor doolittle remake
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hey remember when robert downey jr gave a dragon a colonoscopy in a doctor doolittle remake
whenever i see a guy with a mustache. like this on PopMaster, I know it's gonna be fun
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
whenever i see a guy with a mustache. like this on PopMaster, I know it's gonna be fun
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November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
as someone who is bad at games and hates the gamecube controller, but also loves the movie Versus, this was my opinion all along.
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
It's interesting how time played out with some stuff on tone. When the game came out, all the AI and mgs2-backported features seemed cool, but all the cutscene stuff was lame. Now it's like "Yeah they totally ruined the game, but at least snake does a kickflip with a tankshell"
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
as someone who is bad at games and hates the gamecube controller, but also loves the movie Versus, this was my opinion all along.
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
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All right, mea culpa. I was wrong to assume that the president had no idea how to provide jobs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
All right, mea culpa. I was wrong to assume that the president had no idea how to provide jobs.
last night i thought i was being very smart by making one of those knorr pasta sides in the pan i'd just cooked my chicken breast in, and letting the leftover olive oil and fat from the chicken skin replace the butter/margarine in the knorr. Today I have been absolutely greased to fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
last night i thought i was being very smart by making one of those knorr pasta sides in the pan i'd just cooked my chicken breast in, and letting the leftover olive oil and fat from the chicken skin replace the butter/margarine in the knorr. Today I have been absolutely greased to fuck.
maybe one day i'll get to have lunch with four trans women
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
maybe one day i'll get to have lunch with four trans women