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Steven Alleyn

@stevenalleyn.ca

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Quando omni flunkus, moritati I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · Oct 11

My favourite scene in any voyager episode is the one where Andy Dick asks Robert Picardo to give him a penis

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Total Lowlife Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 9h

THat's enough time to kill like twelve fishermen

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 9h

By my admittedly rough math, that would fund the U.S. military for about an hour and eighteen minutes

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."

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🎃🎃🎃 Adam Jay 💀💀💀 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11h

You can’t. Saved you $50 million, Rahm.

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 11h

Former Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Thursday a decision on whether to pursue the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination comes down to whether he thinks he can meet “both the challenge and the promise of tomorrow” and execute on it.

Rahm Emanuel points to record, trust with Republicans as he considers presidential bid

Former Chicago mayor and Japan ambassador Rahm Emanuel said at a City Club of Chicago luncheon he needs to have something unique to say and know he can execute on it to run for president.

trib.al

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 17h

I worked BMO customer service for a decade. We had a bit more personal space but not by much.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18h

Man should never have to pay for a drink again in that town

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18h

Is it worth ignoring gangrene to make progress on your overall health? A new dipshit asks a stupid question

Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 20h

lol, no

fortune.com/2025/10/23/w...

Is it worth ignoring abortion to make progress on the rest of women’s health? A new organization starts a debate

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sensalvo.bsky.social @sensalvo.bsky.social · 18h

Apparently using their celebrity status to hook wealthy suckers into playing.
www.cbssports.com/nba/news/ter...

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sensalvo.bsky.social @sensalvo.bsky.social · 18h

Rozier is more straightforward because his crime is participating in gambling while being in a position to influence the results (like by pulling himself from the game early). Billups and Jones were apparently involved with rigged mafia-run poker games designed to extract money from rich marks.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 18h

Holy fuck good job

Blasphemous Jones @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 2d

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19h

He has experience but god knows he’s not exactly running on his record

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19h

Yeah I was speaking more in generalities. I hope he won’t win and don’t actually think he will, but it’s still concerning that it *keeps happening* more generally.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19h

If you tie the rope into a knot then you get right back to the beginning when you get to the end #lifehack

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19h

Also I’m not exactly sure how people who openly run on “Fuck everyone I want power” keep fucking winning in the US.

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19h

Shocking though that they’re getting nailed for *illegal* gambling. Like holy fuck man, people are losing their shirts and hitting rock bottom betting on their phones on the shitter, legally. Like you have to go out of your way to gamble illegally now. JFC

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 19h

You know what? I liked Cuomo during the early COVID days. I obviously thought his behaviour was heinous when he was exposed as a sex pest and I think he has no business in politics.

But holy fuck I thought he was better than this *extremely* low bar. Jesus fucking Christ what an awful shithead.

elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 19h

it's extremely subtle, but i think cuomo might be doing something bad here.

a tweet from Nick Garber (@nick_garber)

Cuomo, talking to conservative radio host Sid Rosenberg this morning:

"God forbid, another 9/11—can you imagine Mamdani in the seat?" Cuomo asks.

"He'd be cheering," Rosenberg says.

Cuomo paused and chuckled before saying: "That's another problem."

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

Nah it’s on me. I am just really anxious for that event.

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

NGL I thought this was something else & got my hopes up a bit

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

OH MY GOD FUCK DID 47 JUST DROP!?

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

Farfalle fucks

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

Radiatori - it’s too fucking try-hard. It’s like fusilli or rotini but with a college degree or something. You’re pasta, get over yourself.

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 1d

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

I’ve been canvassing for an average of 2.5 hours a day for the entire month of October, which has had the fortunate side effect of dropping my waist size half a belt notch which itself has had the unfortunate side effect of making me constantly have to adjust/pull up my pants while canvassing.

Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

Elle a l’air bien fraîche. Tu prépare quelle recette avec?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 3d

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

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not dave @itsdavis.bsky.social · 1d

idk why anyone would speak confidently about some random guy they don't know, and what he must believe

but he's obviously confusing, and he's fucking up and lying about something, and that's enough

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 2d

Chat is it a good sign if the cops are publicly disavowing the regimes actions on Twitter

NYPD NEWS
@NYPDnews
X.com
The NYPD had no involvement in the federal operation that took place on Canal Street this afternoon.
17:12 • 21/10/2025 • 222K Views

https://x.com/nypdnews/status/1980743910700802167?s=46

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Steven Alleyn @stevenalleyn.ca · 1d

Reminds me of the George Carlin bit where there’s a hypothetical US-wide fire and New York City tells the fire to go fuck itself and it does

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 2d

New York is bringing all that 🔥