Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
Quando omni flunkus, moritati
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.
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Steven Alleyn
@stevenalleyn.ca
· Oct 11
My favourite scene in any voyager episode is the one where Andy Dick asks Robert Picardo to give him a penis
Somehow just got a notification from someone I don’t follow who wasn’t replying to me or reposting something I posted or otherwise interacting with me that was almost definitely a fraudulent GFM? wtf
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Somehow just got a notification from someone I don’t follow who wasn’t replying to me or reposting something I posted or otherwise interacting with me that was almost definitely a fraudulent GFM? wtf
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1) Yann Langlais Plante, directeur des relations avec les médias chez Santé Québec, m'a répondu plus tôt aujourd'hui sur X (Twitter). Il semble qu'il ait rapidement supprimé son message public. Mais je vais le partager avec vous.
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
1) Yann Langlais Plante, directeur des relations avec les médias chez Santé Québec, m'a répondu plus tôt aujourd'hui sur X (Twitter). Il semble qu'il ait rapidement supprimé son message public. Mais je vais le partager avec vous.
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Saw one of these on the road earlier today and I was struck that this is probably the most exciting, fun car Mazda made in the last 20yrs. They knew they were doing something special when they chose that colour.
Wish I was small enough to ever drive one (though I hear they have absolutely no balls)
Wish I was small enough to ever drive one (though I hear they have absolutely no balls)
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Saw one of these on the road earlier today and I was struck that this is probably the most exciting, fun car Mazda made in the last 20yrs. They knew they were doing something special when they chose that colour.
Wish I was small enough to ever drive one (though I hear they have absolutely no balls)
Wish I was small enough to ever drive one (though I hear they have absolutely no balls)
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Fendant et suffisant PSPP 😮💨
Drôle pareil que le fédéral donne 40% du budget de la culture au Québec alors qu'on ne représente que 24% de la population au pays.
Je suis souverainiste mais les faits avant tout!
Et faire un pays devrait être rassembleur ; pas vindicatif et toujours fâché fâché #tlmep
Drôle pareil que le fédéral donne 40% du budget de la culture au Québec alors qu'on ne représente que 24% de la population au pays.
Je suis souverainiste mais les faits avant tout!
Et faire un pays devrait être rassembleur ; pas vindicatif et toujours fâché fâché #tlmep
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Fendant et suffisant PSPP 😮💨
Drôle pareil que le fédéral donne 40% du budget de la culture au Québec alors qu'on ne représente que 24% de la population au pays.
Je suis souverainiste mais les faits avant tout!
Et faire un pays devrait être rassembleur ; pas vindicatif et toujours fâché fâché #tlmep
Drôle pareil que le fédéral donne 40% du budget de la culture au Québec alors qu'on ne représente que 24% de la population au pays.
Je suis souverainiste mais les faits avant tout!
Et faire un pays devrait être rassembleur ; pas vindicatif et toujours fâché fâché #tlmep
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Tant mieux, qu’il décrisse
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Tant mieux, qu’il décrisse
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Princess Waffies, Majestic Boy
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Princess Waffies, Majestic Boy
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SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE
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I saw a guy walking a sheep on a leash recently.
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I saw a guy walking a sheep on a leash recently.
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it’s a bit, this person is doing a bit. It’s very obvious when you look at the post, or their online presence as a professional gambler.
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it’s a bit, this person is doing a bit. It’s very obvious when you look at the post, or their online presence as a professional gambler.
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
Man you gotta love nun farts
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Man you gotta love nun farts
Then hire cashiers and stop making us do it, fuckheads
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they've stolen: Survey
More than 1 in 4 self-checkout shoppers admit they’ve stolen: Survey
More than a third of self-checkout thieves see the kiosks as “unpaid work” so taking small items “feels like compensation.”
ktla.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Then hire cashiers and stop making us do it, fuckheads
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
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If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If they pretend they haven’t heard about the story of the day, end the interview right there.
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“I’m sorry, Senator, we wanted to get your perspective on this story, but it seems you’re not fully aware of what’s going on.”
“Oh no if I don’t murder these people in cold blood I’ll be fired what a terrible choice!”
BRENNAN: Do you have confidence in Admiral Bradley?
HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“Oh no if I don’t murder these people in cold blood I’ll be fired what a terrible choice!”
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I think the "male loneliness epidemic" is really just the "loneliness epidemic," but societies don't care if women are lonely.
Some vile people have partners. Some amazing people remain in solitude forever. Life is so random. But some women will pick up on the fact that you hate them if you do.
Some vile people have partners. Some amazing people remain in solitude forever. Life is so random. But some women will pick up on the fact that you hate them if you do.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think the "male loneliness epidemic" is really just the "loneliness epidemic," but societies don't care if women are lonely.
Some vile people have partners. Some amazing people remain in solitude forever. Life is so random. But some women will pick up on the fact that you hate them if you do.
Some vile people have partners. Some amazing people remain in solitude forever. Life is so random. But some women will pick up on the fact that you hate them if you do.