karobit
@karobit.bsky.social
gentle giant
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost
tfw you make an image for a shitpost and then can't remember what you saw that inspired you to make the image to begin with
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
tfw you make an image for a shitpost and then can't remember what you saw that inspired you to make the image to begin with
i don't know shit about fuck but i feel like there's a correlation between a sham ceremony where every award is shamelessly underwritten by the dumbest corporation in service of advertising and the fact that there are no major labor organizations in gaming.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i don't know shit about fuck but i feel like there's a correlation between a sham ceremony where every award is shamelessly underwritten by the dumbest corporation in service of advertising and the fact that there are no major labor organizations in gaming.
TGA with Tracy Jordan
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TGA with Tracy Jordan
hey remember when robert downey jr gave a dragon a colonoscopy in a doctor doolittle remake
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hey remember when robert downey jr gave a dragon a colonoscopy in a doctor doolittle remake
whenever i see a guy with a mustache. like this on PopMaster, I know it's gonna be fun
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
whenever i see a guy with a mustache. like this on PopMaster, I know it's gonna be fun
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November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
as someone who is bad at games and hates the gamecube controller, but also loves the movie Versus, this was my opinion all along.
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
It's interesting how time played out with some stuff on tone. When the game came out, all the AI and mgs2-backported features seemed cool, but all the cutscene stuff was lame. Now it's like "Yeah they totally ruined the game, but at least snake does a kickflip with a tankshell"
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
as someone who is bad at games and hates the gamecube controller, but also loves the movie Versus, this was my opinion all along.
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
"these cutscenes are completely unrealistic and ruined Metal Gear Solid", i would like to know if the ps1 game they revered also had supernanomachines and psychic voldos?
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All right, mea culpa. I was wrong to assume that the president had no idea how to provide jobs.
November 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
All right, mea culpa. I was wrong to assume that the president had no idea how to provide jobs.
last night i thought i was being very smart by making one of those knorr pasta sides in the pan i'd just cooked my chicken breast in, and letting the leftover olive oil and fat from the chicken skin replace the butter/margarine in the knorr. Today I have been absolutely greased to fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
last night i thought i was being very smart by making one of those knorr pasta sides in the pan i'd just cooked my chicken breast in, and letting the leftover olive oil and fat from the chicken skin replace the butter/margarine in the knorr. Today I have been absolutely greased to fuck.
maybe one day i'll get to have lunch with four trans women
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
maybe one day i'll get to have lunch with four trans women
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i've had lunch with four trans women plenty of times, you're not special leo
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i've had lunch with four trans women plenty of times, you're not special leo
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happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
dunno if i'm more upset that tumblr decided to turn off my "show mature content" flag in my settings at some point recently, or if i'm more confused that the offending post that brought this to light was flagged because of the thumbnail on the youtube link to kate bush's "running up that hill" video
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
dunno if i'm more upset that tumblr decided to turn off my "show mature content" flag in my settings at some point recently, or if i'm more confused that the offending post that brought this to light was flagged because of the thumbnail on the youtube link to kate bush's "running up that hill" video
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If you are able to, you could celebrate my birthday with me (I'm 40!) by giving money in the #mutualAid tag or to a food bank near you. Or if you're out and about, find a Little Free Pantry near you and drop off some Spaghettios etc. They are a superfood (they are not)
www.littlefreepantry.org
www.littlefreepantry.org
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you are able to, you could celebrate my birthday with me (I'm 40!) by giving money in the #mutualAid tag or to a food bank near you. Or if you're out and about, find a Little Free Pantry near you and drop off some Spaghettios etc. They are a superfood (they are not)
www.littlefreepantry.org
www.littlefreepantry.org
It’s my good friend @aetataureate.bsky.social ‘s birthday today! Whether its learning fascinating stuff from the writing she does for Popular Mechanics, playing amazing new games in the Queer Games Bundle, or getting inspired to MAKE SOMETHING, she’s one of the best people I know and one of my faves
hi! inspired by nora reed, a mini-manifesto to make "paper textiles" for wrapping small gifts, holiday cards or ornaments, or just looking at because they make you happy. minimal materials required, beginner & kids friendly, have a fun, relaxing time & make something special to you & loved ones.
Let's Make Something | aetataureate
aetataureate.neocities.org
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s my good friend @aetataureate.bsky.social ‘s birthday today! Whether its learning fascinating stuff from the writing she does for Popular Mechanics, playing amazing new games in the Queer Games Bundle, or getting inspired to MAKE SOMETHING, she’s one of the best people I know and one of my faves
wow did you know grapple force rena is good
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
wow did you know grapple force rena is good
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🎶 science today and science all your life 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🎶 science today and science all your life 🎶
a show with a good opening theme can be bad,
but a show with a bad opening theme is never good
but a show with a bad opening theme is never good
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt
Alt: a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt and a blue and white hat, jumping and smiling and clasping her hands together
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
a show with a good opening theme can be bad,
but a show with a bad opening theme is never good
but a show with a bad opening theme is never good
very infuriating that Toaplan didn't name the games "Snows Bros" or "Snow Bro" so close a rhyme to fumble it
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
very infuriating that Toaplan didn't name the games "Snows Bros" or "Snow Bro" so close a rhyme to fumble it
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The fact that Eiichiro Oda actively helped to rehabilitate the reputations of two literal pedophiles (Nobuhiro Watsuki and Toriko creator Mitsutoshi Shimabukuro) is like the "two nickels" meme - kinda fucked up that it happened twice.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt
Alt: a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt and a blue and white hat, jumping and smiling and clasping her hands together
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The fact that Eiichiro Oda actively helped to rehabilitate the reputations of two literal pedophiles (Nobuhiro Watsuki and Toriko creator Mitsutoshi Shimabukuro) is like the "two nickels" meme - kinda fucked up that it happened twice.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
heatsink? you are like a baby. we have a heatbasin. a heattrough.
Me: "huh I wonder why it's such a *cube* cube, is it just for aesthetics? Because the small form factor NUC I have that's no slouch either is like half the height, half of which is just open air?"
A video:
Me: "Ah. Yes. Of course. Silly me."
A video:
Me: "Ah. Yes. Of course. Silly me."
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
heatsink? you are like a baby. we have a heatbasin. a heattrough.
i’m in arizona so no northern lights for me but last week i went out to my car to find a chicken drumstick bone on my windshield, so we get plenty of mystery and wonder here.
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i’m in arizona so no northern lights for me but last week i went out to my car to find a chicken drumstick bone on my windshield, so we get plenty of mystery and wonder here.
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I’m thinking about having Retro Remake host a PS1 homebrew game jam with cash prizes and free SuperStation one units.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m thinking about having Retro Remake host a PS1 homebrew game jam with cash prizes and free SuperStation one units.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
i hate “they were dead the whole time” conspiracies but if they continue making Toy Story sequels I’m gonna start insisting everything after the third is a little matchstick girl in the incinerator
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i hate “they were dead the whole time” conspiracies but if they continue making Toy Story sequels I’m gonna start insisting everything after the third is a little matchstick girl in the incinerator