kani
@kanismo.bsky.social
tonight is heavy on one side
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
tonight is heavy on one side
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
necesito una fecha de examen para poder sobrevivir
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 AM
necesito una fecha de examen para poder sobrevivir
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Basado
Transportes asegura que casi todas las incidencias del AVE Madrid-Barcelona que han obligado a bajar la velocidad las ha trasladado un solo maquinista
Transportes asegura que casi todas las incidencias del AVE Madrid-Barcelona las traslada un solo maquinista que obliga a bajar la velocidad
En medio de la tensión
social.elpais.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Basado
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museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
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I don’t know how the narrative of American democracy can survive this. The country voted to give the nuclear codes to a mental toddler who’s going to start a war because he didn’t get a participation trophy.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I don’t know how the narrative of American democracy can survive this. The country voted to give the nuclear codes to a mental toddler who’s going to start a war because he didn’t get a participation trophy.
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the thing about this strategy is: when a lot of people mock fascists, the fascists crumble; if only a handful of people mock fascists, the fascists beat the shit out of them
the first people to mock fascists are a mix of brave and foolish, cuz they don't know how many are gonna join in
the first people to mock fascists are a mix of brave and foolish, cuz they don't know how many are gonna join in
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
January 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the thing about this strategy is: when a lot of people mock fascists, the fascists crumble; if only a handful of people mock fascists, the fascists beat the shit out of them
the first people to mock fascists are a mix of brave and foolish, cuz they don't know how many are gonna join in
the first people to mock fascists are a mix of brave and foolish, cuz they don't know how many are gonna join in
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The new video is out on nebula and coming to YouTube SOON
January 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
The new video is out on nebula and coming to YouTube SOON
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Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it.
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
(also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary)
youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
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Una mujer en Minnesota pide comida a través de doordash. Cuando la conductora que trae su comida llega, entra corriendo a refugiarse en su casa porque la persigue ICE. La mujer y su pareja comienzan un standoff con los agentes de ICE porque estos quieren entrar en la casa por la repartidora.
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Una mujer en Minnesota pide comida a través de doordash. Cuando la conductora que trae su comida llega, entra corriendo a refugiarse en su casa porque la persigue ICE. La mujer y su pareja comienzan un standoff con los agentes de ICE porque estos quieren entrar en la casa por la repartidora.
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Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb.
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
Once upon a time, Europe was at war.
Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
lmao
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
lmao
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Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
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future historians will say "the corrupt regimes of the West overtly declared their intention to extract resources and expand empires but because they treated people like they were fucking stupid, most people acted like they were fucking stupid because that was normal and allowed them to buy things."
January 4, 2026 at 8:49 AM
future historians will say "the corrupt regimes of the West overtly declared their intention to extract resources and expand empires but because they treated people like they were fucking stupid, most people acted like they were fucking stupid because that was normal and allowed them to buy things."
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Cierro directo
he visto 50 mensajes en wasat
he entrado a un grupo y he visto a un colega discutiendo lo de Venezuela
se le ha colado en un mensaje un copypaste de chatgpt y ha dicho que solo lo estaba usando para poder transmitir mejor su mensaje
vivimos en la era de la vergüenza y la recoña
he visto 50 mensajes en wasat
he entrado a un grupo y he visto a un colega discutiendo lo de Venezuela
se le ha colado en un mensaje un copypaste de chatgpt y ha dicho que solo lo estaba usando para poder transmitir mejor su mensaje
vivimos en la era de la vergüenza y la recoña
January 3, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Cierro directo
he visto 50 mensajes en wasat
he entrado a un grupo y he visto a un colega discutiendo lo de Venezuela
se le ha colado en un mensaje un copypaste de chatgpt y ha dicho que solo lo estaba usando para poder transmitir mejor su mensaje
vivimos en la era de la vergüenza y la recoña
he visto 50 mensajes en wasat
he entrado a un grupo y he visto a un colega discutiendo lo de Venezuela
se le ha colado en un mensaje un copypaste de chatgpt y ha dicho que solo lo estaba usando para poder transmitir mejor su mensaje
vivimos en la era de la vergüenza y la recoña
las instituciones deben de dejar de publicar en twitter
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 PM
las instituciones deben de dejar de publicar en twitter
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En 2026 no va a hacer falta ir al gimnasio porque la calle para correr va a ser entrenamiento regular.
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
En 2026 no va a hacer falta ir al gimnasio porque la calle para correr va a ser entrenamiento regular.
descubro con lo de caracas que me quedé muy atrás en mi conocimiento de vehículos militares estadounidenses.
January 3, 2026 at 8:27 AM
descubro con lo de caracas que me quedé muy atrás en mi conocimiento de vehículos militares estadounidenses.
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In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself
CASSIAN ANDOR
CASSIAN ANDOR
February 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself
CASSIAN ANDOR
CASSIAN ANDOR
yo no puedo tener ex porque es que siempre (siempre) les sigo teniendo cariño. pase lo que pase
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
yo no puedo tener ex porque es que siempre (siempre) les sigo teniendo cariño. pase lo que pase