Karen Jones
@kalli.bsky.social
She/her. Will like any picture of your cat. Slava Ukraine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Black Lives Matter.
Oh, and don’t be a dick.
Oh, and don’t be a dick.
I work in a lot of movies and tv shows.
My job is to keep a parking space free in front of whichever shop the hero needs to visit.
I’ve been in three fights so far this year.
My job is to keep a parking space free in front of whichever shop the hero needs to visit.
I’ve been in three fights so far this year.
My job is to make sure that every grocery bag has a baguette and celery sticking out of it. My family hasn't seen me in 4 months.
I work in a lot of movies and tv shows.
My only job? Make sure the steering columns in all the cars have dangling wires so the hero can hop in, touch any two of them together, and boom they’re on their way.
I work a LOT.
My only job? Make sure the steering columns in all the cars have dangling wires so the hero can hop in, touch any two of them together, and boom they’re on their way.
I work a LOT.
January 17, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I work in a lot of movies and tv shows.
My job is to keep a parking space free in front of whichever shop the hero needs to visit.
I’ve been in three fights so far this year.
My job is to keep a parking space free in front of whichever shop the hero needs to visit.
I’ve been in three fights so far this year.
“Your puny Terran clouds are no match for my mighty Jovian clouds!”
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 AM
“Your puny Terran clouds are no match for my mighty Jovian clouds!”
Picked these up from the street outside the library by my house. Guess it wasn't fireworks the other day after all...
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Picked these up from the street outside the library by my house. Guess it wasn't fireworks the other day after all...
I've been thinking about this passage from The Three Musketeers a lot, lately
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I've been thinking about this passage from The Three Musketeers a lot, lately
Full Wolf moon, with bonus Jupiter (and Castor and Pollux if you squint)
January 3, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Full Wolf moon, with bonus Jupiter (and Castor and Pollux if you squint)
Reposted by Karen Jones
If you start 2 Minutes To Midnight at 11:58 PM on NYE, you'll start the new year listening to Iron Maiden and that is always good
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
If you start 2 Minutes To Midnight at 11:58 PM on NYE, you'll start the new year listening to Iron Maiden and that is always good
No one got mad at me. I’m too inconsequential.
No one got mad at me. I'm too lovable.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
No one got mad at me. I’m too inconsequential.
Post a perfect album from the ’90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Post a perfect album from the ’90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
I noticed these “volunteers” playing Peek-a-Boo in the hedge at my library and it made me smile.
Yes, I am easily amused.
Yes, I am easily amused.
December 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I noticed these “volunteers” playing Peek-a-Boo in the hedge at my library and it made me smile.
Yes, I am easily amused.
Yes, I am easily amused.
Saw this comic and thought of you, @ianfortey.bsky.social; that is your legacy.
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Saw this comic and thought of you, @ianfortey.bsky.social; that is your legacy.
I miss the ’shop challenges on the forums.
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I miss the ’shop challenges on the forums.
Have you ever seen pressed tea expand in water?
These are Plum Puerh Hearts by PlumDeluxe.com
#TeaLife
These are Plum Puerh Hearts by PlumDeluxe.com
#TeaLife
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Have you ever seen pressed tea expand in water?
These are Plum Puerh Hearts by PlumDeluxe.com
#TeaLife
These are Plum Puerh Hearts by PlumDeluxe.com
#TeaLife
Me to the tamper-proof seal I just removed from the pint of ice cream:
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Me to the tamper-proof seal I just removed from the pint of ice cream:
Felt like putting up a tree for the first time in what feels like forever. Sure, it’s only five inches tall and runs on a USB but baby steps, you know?
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Felt like putting up a tree for the first time in what feels like forever. Sure, it’s only five inches tall and runs on a USB but baby steps, you know?
Still one of my favorite moments from a Cracked video
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Still one of my favorite moments from a Cracked video
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
cc @michaelswaim.bsky.social (I can’t remember which video it’s from, though; something about secret jokes included in script stage directions, maybe?)
Reposted by Karen Jones
If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If I ever text you a picture like this it means I’m about to die trying to pet a cheetah
The best part about being a @alyankovic.bsky.social fan is being able to find a custom ringtone for just about anyone.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The best part about being a @alyankovic.bsky.social fan is being able to find a custom ringtone for just about anyone.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
My employer: “Hardware Store”
My dentist: “Cavity Search”
My bariatric surgeon: “Fat”
My PCP: “Germs”
My plumber: “The Plumbing Song”
My dad: “Handy”
Now I just need one for my mom.
Perigee syzygy Hunter’s moon
October 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Perigee syzygy Hunter’s moon
Reposted by Karen Jones
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
September 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky
Look at this little guy. Trying on his “zombie risen from the grave” costume a little early, I guess
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
September 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Look at this little guy. Trying on his “zombie risen from the grave” costume a little early, I guess
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie