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Karen Jones

@kalli.bsky.social

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She/her. Will like any picture of your cat. Slava Ukraine, Trans Rights are Human Rights, and Black Lives Matter. Oh, and don’t be a dick.

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 17d

One of my absolute favorite designs by somebody from PWoT is this little guy. It makes me smile every time. (Also John Carpenter’s The Thing is my favorite horror movie and that is my favorite scene in it.)

The Thing Happy Face by Pakaku (he went by Paka on the forums)
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/11676905

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 18d

I have a copy of John and Dave and the Temple of X’al’naa’thuthuthu saved to my OneDrive but I’m afraid to open it. Meanwhile, the vibes from these continue to dominate the rest of my PWoT bookshelf.

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 24d

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Gallagher | Stupid Drivers❗ | The New Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

YouTube video by The Smothers Brothers

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 26d

Perigee syzygy Hunter’s moon

Full moon peeking over the tops of some trees

Full moon rising in the sky, trying to escape the clouds

Full moon covered by clouds but still shining through like a boss

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 27d

I vaguely remember learning this (possibly fact-checking a Pictofacts contest entry?) but I can’t find it in my archive. I do remember that the firehouse originally had two doors, though, so I think you are right.

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 29d

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · 29d

I saw The World’s End in the theater 24 times which means I saw the trailer for Don Jon 24 times. If I never hear Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch’s “Good Vibrations” again it’ll be too soon.

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Oct 2

I made this when I learned he was leaving Cracked. He is definitely one of the funniest people I know (well, with whom I am tangentially acquainted).

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Oct 1

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 22

Those “weeds” are both in the aster family. The purple one is a New England Aster and the white one is an Arrowleaf Aster.
Fun fact: flowers that plant themselves are properly known as “volunteers.”

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 22

That depends on which hand you are grabbing them with

The enormous right hand of André the Giant compared to the average-sized left hand of an unidentified man

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 20

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The museum of unconditional surrender @iamreddave.bsky.social · Sep 10

That's brilliant!

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 18

A black cat sitting in some drawers stacked on top of each other, surveying his domain from the top of a wardrobe eight feet in the air.
This is my sister's cat Mercury. He was originally named "Havoc" because as a kitten he was destructive as heck, but it was changed because he is mercurial (he will be sweet one moment then turn and bite you the next).

A long-haired black cat posing elegantly in the corner of a couch, which is covered with a blue geometric design, in front of a floral-patterned pillow with blue fringe.
This is Pan. I adopted a girl kitten and named her Pandora, since her eyes were always wide open like she was surprised (imagining that's what she looked like when she opened that box). Then my vet said "Pandora has a penis" so I had to change it. He was a mighty hunter and I imagine that whenever he escaped the house all the bugs and lizards in my back yard would flee in terror. The Greek god Pan was reputed to have this effect should you meet him out in the wild so it was a no-brainer to just shorten the original name a bit.

A black cat stretched out on his back on a geometric-patterned beige bedspread, back legs splayed, front legs curled over his chest, inviting belly rubs.
This is Loki. He was a troublemaker from the get-go; he never cared much about going outside but he would figure out ways for Pan to escape. I adopted him as a kitten with Pan but they were from different litters, so I went to a different pantheon.

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 18

Replacing your sponge every week is a ploy conceived by the same people who say "wash, rinse, repeat."
I use my sponge until it falls apart.

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 17

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 16

Humor columnist Erma Bombeck titled one of her books When You Look Like Your Passport Photo It’s Time To Go Home. What is the reasoning behind not smiling in your photo? Are travelers that unrecognizable if they smile?

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 13

Look at this little guy. Trying on his “zombie risen from the grave” costume a little early, I guess
#LizardsAreCool #Zombie

A green anole lizard covered in soil, clinging to a potted carrotwood sapling

A reverse, closer view of the same green anole lizard. From this angle it looks like he has a maw full of snaggle teeth like a crocodile.

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 10

Manager: Why is your productivity down?
Me:

Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 10

Does the washer have a central agitator?

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 10

I don't necessarily need followers because I rarely have anything important or clever to say, but I *am* particularly proud of this:
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“If you can’t be good…” The story behind this red-lighted tree

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 9

I think he would’ve loved it. He wrote this, remember:
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Leck Mich im Arsch by Mozart

YouTube video by Singing LoKi

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Karen Jones @kalli.bsky.social · Sep 7

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And Her Mother Came Too

YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq