Melly
@jubilee616.bsky.social
She/Her. Elder emo. Marvel nerd. Tony Stark apologist. Octopus enthusiast. Horror movies all year long. Chihuahua mom. PAN/ACE
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🚨if nothing else they have the audacity.
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
🚨if nothing else they have the audacity.
Looking for recs on per insurance. Gavin's plan is being discontinued and their suggested replacement isn't great. But switching to a new carrier is going to be tricky bc he would now have pre-existing conditions. He has a luxating patella and also had mast cell tumor.
January 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Looking for recs on per insurance. Gavin's plan is being discontinued and their suggested replacement isn't great. But switching to a new carrier is going to be tricky bc he would now have pre-existing conditions. He has a luxating patella and also had mast cell tumor.
There's a new Katamari game: 😃
I can't get win level 3: 🫠
I can't get win level 3: 🫠
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
There's a new Katamari game: 😃
I can't get win level 3: 🫠
I can't get win level 3: 🫠
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Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️⚧️
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
January 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Chiitan loves good transgender people🏳️⚧️
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
In today's world, even making these kinds of statements will get you slandered, but I think it's more important to create a world where transgender people can live peacefully and be themselves, so I will continue to send out messages until my account is deleted
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fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.
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Monk is great, every episode is like "hey Monk, I don't think we need you on this one, Mr. Smith was a baker and he baked himself into a pie" "but captain, he's still wearing shoes. If I was gonna bake myself into a pie, I'd take off my shoes first" "god damnit randy, he's wearing shoes!"
Monk may be copangada, BUT the fact that it takes time to piss on CSI for being stupid bullshit is pretty great
December 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Monk is great, every episode is like "hey Monk, I don't think we need you on this one, Mr. Smith was a baker and he baked himself into a pie" "but captain, he's still wearing shoes. If I was gonna bake myself into a pie, I'd take off my shoes first" "god damnit randy, he's wearing shoes!"
Took Gavin to see Santa on Sunday. 🎅☃️🎄
December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Took Gavin to see Santa on Sunday. 🎅☃️🎄
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Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
Yo dawg. I heard you love Gavin, so we put Gavin on a Gavin blanket, so you can snuggle with Gavin while you snuggle with Gavin.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
December 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yo dawg. I heard you love Gavin, so we put Gavin on a Gavin blanket, so you can snuggle with Gavin while you snuggle with Gavin.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
Greatest Secret Santa present ever.
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Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
Is there an alternative to Google Sheets? I have one of Christmas Horror Movies but it will not longer let me edit or add anything. I've been using it for years, so I'd hate to lose it and I want to continue adding to it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is there an alternative to Google Sheets? I have one of Christmas Horror Movies but it will not longer let me edit or add anything. I've been using it for years, so I'd hate to lose it and I want to continue adding to it.
I somehow reinjured my ankle by kicking at the sheets last night, and its been really painful to walk today. Putting the boot back on, hoping it resolves in a few days. Already discussed with doc that I need another surgery to fix the Achilles tendon. Waiting for next year when my dad retires.
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I somehow reinjured my ankle by kicking at the sheets last night, and its been really painful to walk today. Putting the boot back on, hoping it resolves in a few days. Already discussed with doc that I need another surgery to fix the Achilles tendon. Waiting for next year when my dad retires.
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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When you rediscover an important thought you once jotted down in your Notes app.
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When you rediscover an important thought you once jotted down in your Notes app.
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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What To Know About ‘Good Boy’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-good-boy/
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Good Boy’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-good-boy/
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i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i made a helpful reference
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Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
September 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.
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Finally had the follow up with neurology today and it was just disappointing. After sending me a mychart message implying the MRI was really bad and treatment was very important, the doc acted like he didn't know what we should do. Eventually he just decided to up Gabepetin. I asked about back
September 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Finally had the follow up with neurology today and it was just disappointing. After sending me a mychart message implying the MRI was really bad and treatment was very important, the doc acted like he didn't know what we should do. Eventually he just decided to up Gabepetin. I asked about back
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Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
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Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Okay, now do one for every person killed in Gaza this week, individually, by name
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