John
@jpschmidt.dev
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's Friday night baby
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
Reading this and thinking about Vincent Price's 'terrorize yall's neighborhood' line from Thriller.
Pete Hegseth announces Operation Southern Spear.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
There doesn’t seem to be reporting yet on what this means. But I assume it’s not good.
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Reading this and thinking about Vincent Price's 'terrorize yall's neighborhood' line from Thriller.
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All the Epstein emails are like
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…
On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
cool development peripherals are back
An e-ink display can be used as the front panel on a Steam Machine (used for testing by Valve, will not be for sale) youtu.be/bWUxObt1efQ?...
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
cool development peripherals are back
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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Happy Veteran's Day
(I do send this to my mom every Novermber 11th)
(I do send this to my mom every Novermber 11th)
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Happy Veteran's Day
(I do send this to my mom every Novermber 11th)
(I do send this to my mom every Novermber 11th)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
He is slowly morphing into a justified character isn’t he?
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
He is slowly morphing into a justified character isn’t he?
Causing backups in the craft fair traffic line stopping and reading the historical plaques.
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Causing backups in the craft fair traffic line stopping and reading the historical plaques.
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hoping this upcoming star wars: starfighter movie is just top gun but star wars
ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
hoping this upcoming star wars: starfighter movie is just top gun but star wars
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Covering my computer with concrete at the end of the work week like John Wick.
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Covering my computer with concrete at the end of the work week like John Wick.
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we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...
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The New York Times opinion page isn't holding anything back now smh.
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The New York Times opinion page isn't holding anything back now smh.
Me yesterday: no way I’ll ever pay that much for Lego.
Me today: Fuck……..fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!
Me today: Fuck……..fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!
Fucking hell I just realized I hadn’t checked Data and was like no…no they wouldn’t…and yeah they did
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me yesterday: no way I’ll ever pay that much for Lego.
Me today: Fuck……..fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!
Me today: Fuck……..fuuuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!
they're selling Frito pie at the movie house
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
they're selling Frito pie at the movie house
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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buy a drink for the iraq war vet in your life. bring out the confetti. bake em a cake.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
buy a drink for the iraq war vet in your life. bring out the confetti. bake em a cake.
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[adult who lives in a world full of needless pain and misery, burdened by the crushing weight of life in a daily basis making it nearly impossible to enjoy anything] I just think all art was coincidentally better when I was a teenager
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
[adult who lives in a world full of needless pain and misery, burdened by the crushing weight of life in a daily basis making it nearly impossible to enjoy anything] I just think all art was coincidentally better when I was a teenager