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PNW. I have an email job. Trying to post more, scroll less.
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January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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The employee gauging your Karma as he bags the food, are you a 7 crinkle cut sinner or a 10 crinkle cut reprobate?
Bro the del taco micro meal is so depressing
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Zillow should have a feature where you can DM “are you high?!” to landlords asking for too much money.
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good
LONDON—Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange student Ethan Rowe, 15, reportedly regaled his friends Tuesday with stories...
theonion.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Farewell to the great Bob Weir, a founding member of the Grateful Dead who kept the long, strange trip rolling long after the death of Jerry Garcia. variety.com/2026/music/n...
Bob Weir, Grateful Dead Guitarist, Dies at 78
Singer-songwriter-guitarist Bob Weir, a cornerstone of the Grateful Dead and the band’s many latter-day offshoots, has died
variety.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Borat in your own country is a good bit
Nick Shirley, whom conservatives have lionized as the next Bob Woodward, is confused about why so many medical providers are in the same building.

He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Marty Supreme was great but Mr. Wonderful sort of looked like he was on colloidal silver at the end.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
When I choose a yogurt at the grocery store, it’s a real live active culture war
December 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My doctor thinks it’s good that I’ve given up my morning black coffee and replaced it with a milkshake
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Hamnet looks ok but I’m really excited for MacPleth.
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I love engaging with Facebook. Do you prefer Decreijin like Trump or Shrime lingi like Obama?
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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in Namibia
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Vance could be the first president with failed open mic guy energy
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM