Josh Becker
@joshy3.bsky.social
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every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie
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as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
again chicagoans need to grow a set and stand up for themselves. deep dish is the superior pizza, you don’t have to do this cowardly whimpering “oh actually we like thin crust that’s cut into squares for no damned reason” thing. this is why the rancid packers have been clowning you for 30 years
Pope Leo canonically prefers Aurelio’s. www.tastingtable.com/1857955/pope...
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue
Never been more disgusted to be a Fire fan. Disgusting behavior from our “fans”. Really makes me question the deposit I put down for the new stadium #cf97
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Never been more disgusted to be a Fire fan. Disgusting behavior from our “fans”. Really makes me question the deposit I put down for the new stadium #cf97
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Zinckernagle & Cuypers apparently crushing steaks together & Orlando’s defense
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Zinckernagle & Cuypers apparently crushing steaks together & Orlando’s defense
1) that ball was 100% over the line for Vancouver
2) what a build up leading to Müller's goal. So patient, so calm. I kept thinking they were wasting their last chance to get the winner.. what a goal. #ORLvVAN
2) what a build up leading to Müller's goal. So patient, so calm. I kept thinking they were wasting their last chance to get the winner.. what a goal. #ORLvVAN
October 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
1) that ball was 100% over the line for Vancouver
2) what a build up leading to Müller's goal. So patient, so calm. I kept thinking they were wasting their last chance to get the winner.. what a goal. #ORLvVAN
2) what a build up leading to Müller's goal. So patient, so calm. I kept thinking they were wasting their last chance to get the winner.. what a goal. #ORLvVAN
in a dark world, a light shines anew
MATES is back. New episodes of Mike and Tom Eat Snacks coming soon!
August 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
in a dark world, a light shines anew
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In a week, I quadrupled my productivity at work. How? With a few simple AI prompts, I was able to completely change my approach to perspective. Here’s what I asked:
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
In a week, I quadrupled my productivity at work. How? With a few simple AI prompts, I was able to completely change my approach to perspective. Here’s what I asked:
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
1. Who directed the movie “Ted”?
2. Why did they never make a “Ted 2”?
3. Wait WHAT, really!?
4. What temperature is cottage cheese
Guti is maturing. He wanted to leave a foot in that challenge, after taking a hard (but fair) challenge seconds before, and pulled out at the last moment. And then Zinck scores moments later! #cf97
August 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Guti is maturing. He wanted to leave a foot in that challenge, after taking a hard (but fair) challenge seconds before, and pulled out at the last moment. And then Zinck scores moments later! #cf97
So frustrating when the commentary team can't figure out what VAR was checking. I saw Klaus' handball (or not! it looked like it live but they didn't show a single replay of it) when it happened at midfield. #CHIvSTL
August 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
So frustrating when the commentary team can't figure out what VAR was checking. I saw Klaus' handball (or not! it looked like it live but they didn't show a single replay of it) when it happened at midfield. #CHIvSTL
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hell yeah @williamfleitch.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hell yeah @williamfleitch.bsky.social
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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PASS OF THE WEEK AND FACE OF THE WEEK IN THE SAME CLIP???
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS MY THESIS!!!
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS MY THESIS!!!
April 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
PASS OF THE WEEK AND FACE OF THE WEEK IN THE SAME CLIP???
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS MY THESIS!!!
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS MY THESIS!!!
Happy "learning what ads we'll be watching on MLS season pass for the next 10 months" to all those who celebrate
February 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Happy "learning what ads we'll be watching on MLS season pass for the next 10 months" to all those who celebrate
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus