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That would certainly be very newsworthy
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Something my American brain cannot comprehend is a tragedy like this occurring and almost immediately the CEO's responsible are arrested.

Link: www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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This just blew my mind a bit
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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#cultic 's Newbrook Shopping Center is, without hyperbole, the best level ive played in anything this year by a country fucking mile AND ITS JUST THE 2ND LEVEL.

Chapter 2 feels MASSIVE , terrifying & MIGHTY. Join us for more on SAT 11/29 around 9(ish) EST for more!
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
HOW DID I DO THIS

Necesito estudiar más palabras

La palabra del día #1418 6/6

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November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Sure I'm a little late. And sure you dont care. And sure you hate me.

Whatever
im gonna shoot cultists.

twitch.tv/serfins

CULTIC CHAPPY 2 FANS OF BLOOD AND ANY BUILD ENGINE SHOOTERS SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT BUT YOU WONT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BAD TASTES IN GAMES BECAUSE YOU ARENT ME

do somethin about it
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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FYI. If you want to fool around with impact and damage scenarios for different size and types of asteroids, this is a really fun and horrifying simulator

neal.fun/asteroid-lau...
Asteroid Launcher
Design your own asteroid and launch it at Earth!
neal.fun
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
How did I forget about labels! Geezy petes.
Okay, so you're in your gmail, and you have a bazillion emails in your main inbox due to turning off smart features. What's the easiest way to go through them? Well you could go page by page.

Or...If you know specific companies send a lot of emails, there's a quick trick.
For my laptop, while I do have a good amount of free space to partition/separate to try out Linux, I should also make sure I don't have unnecessary files and games taking up space.

And for email. (stares at tab showing the number 58,287) I uh. Don't think I need to import EVERYTHING.
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
TIL yet another way our government is pretty shitty
Again with alt text:
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Instructing your F-tier chatbot to pump your tires at every opportunity is seriously embarrassing shit.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
Insanity
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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When will second breakfast return from war
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
If @fartsandwich.bsky.social can do it so can you
vegans can just eat a whole black truffle
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’ll add: it might make you feel good to post it, but it’s also indicative of you being lazy in a bad way

It’s not clever, it’s lazy

It’s also a colossal waste of energy

So fucking cringe in the worst way
*sigh* I'll say it again: your A.I. generated ResistLib slopaganda doesn't have the effect on your target audience that you hope for. It doesn't make me dislike the President any more than I already do. It does make me think you are an unreliable source of credible opinion or information.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The jokes are indeed good
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".

Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I think one reason Epstein wasn't a big part of Qanon's focus was because a lot of these guys consider teenage girls to be fair game.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The moral of the story is this: men, women aren't listened to. So it's up to YOU to use your privilege and stand up against the perves. Silent solidarity means jack shit.
And ffs, don't ring girls up and wank down the phone to them.
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Barbarossa was a success until the day it wasn't.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Last week was an absolute blast. Next one? EVEN BETTER

R.O.T.T. -S.O.P. SAT
multiplayer stupidity with chums SUN
R.O.T.T - S.O.P. & RETRO closer for monday!

things are def subject to change because i like lying.

I GOD DAMN BETTER SEE U THEN
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM