The Lover's Oaf π
@snackalgorithm.bsky.social
A kinder, gentler, poster.
He's still terrible. He has plenty of options if he wants to make the world a better place.
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
He's still terrible. He has plenty of options if he wants to make the world a better place.
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Regardless of what you think of Trump's policies, "Panican" is absolutely elite political communication on the merits. Of course everyone instantly grasps what it means and it just looks so good on the page, but furthermore it's also very easy to imagine how someone would say it aloud.
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Regardless of what you think of Trump's policies, "Panican" is absolutely elite political communication on the merits. Of course everyone instantly grasps what it means and it just looks so good on the page, but furthermore it's also very easy to imagine how someone would say it aloud.
My first thought was "That's what that meme is from. I'm gonna see the meme."
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My first thought was "That's what that meme is from. I'm gonna see the meme."
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
I can't say it's good for movie watching.
Lectern is one of my first blocks on this site.
I hope this ends in a Home Depot parking lot.
I hope this ends in a Home Depot parking lot.
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Lectern is one of my first blocks on this site.
I hope this ends in a Home Depot parking lot.
I hope this ends in a Home Depot parking lot.
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I wrote about Jason Myers, who delivered my favorite postgame quote and was perfect in the Super Bowl, and who makes it to the top in the strangest job in sports. defector.com/jason-myers-...
It Feels Great, Dude | Defector
The history of professional football is long enough and strange enough to include a placekicker or two who had βa normal career.β Theoretically. I have found scant evidence of that, but presumably the...
defector.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I wrote about Jason Myers, who delivered my favorite postgame quote and was perfect in the Super Bowl, and who makes it to the top in the strangest job in sports. defector.com/jason-myers-...
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He covers sports for a living, so his personal interest in the Blazers staying outweighs the public interest.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
He covers sports for a living, so his personal interest in the Blazers staying outweighs the public interest.
This might have been an interesting subject to write a whole article about, but that would require research and citations.
Better for this guy to just make stuff up.
Better for this guy to just make stuff up.
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This might have been an interesting subject to write a whole article about, but that would require research and citations.
Better for this guy to just make stuff up.
Better for this guy to just make stuff up.
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the economic purpose of sportswriting is to manipulate municipalities into doing the bidding of the capital that owns the local team
Hooboy, @billoram.bsky.social making me care about sports. π¬ (Yes, I had to Google "Clay Bennett.")
I hope Iβm wrong, but this is why I fear the Trail Blazers could be as good as gone | Bill Oram
Tom Dundon may not necessarily want to move the Trail Blazers, but he strikes me as agnostic to where the team plays.
www.oregonlive.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
the economic purpose of sportswriting is to manipulate municipalities into doing the bidding of the capital that owns the local team
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I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.
This goes for WaPo too
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This goes for WaPo too
You're all welcome
These posts will continue until Bluesky gives us drafts.
I'm not screwing around here.
I'm not screwing around here.
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
You're all welcome
Consider, the humble boob.
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Consider, the humble boob.
Okay finished now.
I should be pondering what it all meant, but I can't stop wondering how much Gore Verbinski might have been thinking about Lynch when he made The Ring.
I should be pondering what it all meant, but I can't stop wondering how much Gore Verbinski might have been thinking about Lynch when he made The Ring.
Watching Mulholland Drive.
As soon as I saw that light, I thought "Ohh, you know that bad boy is flickering on."
As soon as I saw that light, I thought "Ohh, you know that bad boy is flickering on."
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Okay finished now.
I should be pondering what it all meant, but I can't stop wondering how much Gore Verbinski might have been thinking about Lynch when he made The Ring.
I should be pondering what it all meant, but I can't stop wondering how much Gore Verbinski might have been thinking about Lynch when he made The Ring.
That's right
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In modern times, Teddy would've been a manosphere influencer, yelling at people in his mentions.
βIt is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.β β President Theodore Roosevelt.
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
That's right
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Bluesky Mods
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Bluesky Mods
Welp hooray for Seattle.
Now I have to get back to this god-awful cold I started this afternoon
Now I have to get back to this god-awful cold I started this afternoon
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Welp hooray for Seattle.
Now I have to get back to this god-awful cold I started this afternoon
Now I have to get back to this god-awful cold I started this afternoon
Tickets are too expensive
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Tickets are too expensive
Oh hell yeah!
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Oh hell yeah!
Well, I'll settle for a touchdown.
Hell yeah!
I can smell that FG now!
I can smell that FG now!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Well, I'll settle for a touchdown.
It would've been weird if they weren't getting married.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
It would've been weird if they weren't getting married.
Hell yeah!
I can smell that FG now!
I can smell that FG now!
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Hell yeah!
I can smell that FG now!
I can smell that FG now!
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Rapists all the way down
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Rapists all the way down
I can't say too much for reasons, but there was an unintended pregnancy by the wrong(?) husband and some drinking resulted in an airing of grievances.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I can't say too much for reasons, but there was an unintended pregnancy by the wrong(?) husband and some drinking resulted in an airing of grievances.