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A kinder, gentler, poster.
You'd violate the constitution, but you'd be silently mad about it.

Wow.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When people come on here to complain about a post they saw on Twitter.
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The original post was hostile from the jump. They deserve to get piled on.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That's a different nerd from the three that helped Homer. We don't know what his deal might've been.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Rankings
1. Predator (1987)
2. Prey (2022)
3. Predator 2 (1992)
4. Predators (2010)
5. Predator: Badlands (2025)

Never saw The Predator (2018). Don't plan to.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It's the hot take holidays.
I like my wine mulled and my blue checks muted.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Our cat likes to hang out in our bedroom window sill at night so when my wife heard a weird noise, she got up and looked behind the curtain and there was a bat just sitting there.

By the time she fully processed what it was, it started flying around the room in a panic.
It's 3:30am and I'll be spending the rest of the day figuring out how the hell a bat got into our house.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
These have worked great for me.
Just don't wash the lids on the bottom rack and be prepared for stains.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That's just seasoning.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM