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@snackalgorithm.bsky.social
A kinder, gentler, poster.
You'd violate the constitution, but you'd be silently mad about it.
Wow.
Wow.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You'd violate the constitution, but you'd be silently mad about it.
Wow.
Wow.
When people come on here to complain about a post they saw on Twitter.
![Homer walking in to the room holding a skunk while wearing a shirt that says "no fat chicks"
Caption:
MARGE, I GOT SPRAYED BY THIS SKUNK.
[ Hissing ] OH, LOOK. IT'S DOING IT AGAIN.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:563xatvyvdh3bni3pzciaf2o/bafkreifyaofm5zelrw6r7xip4v3jjegfzoqsoavseu6buvoiebz2gkf3uq@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The original post was hostile from the jump. They deserve to get piled on.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The original post was hostile from the jump. They deserve to get piled on.
That's a different nerd from the three that helped Homer. We don't know what his deal might've been.
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
That's a different nerd from the three that helped Homer. We don't know what his deal might've been.
Rankings
1. Predator (1987)
2. Prey (2022)
3. Predator 2 (1992)
4. Predators (2010)
5. Predator: Badlands (2025)
Never saw The Predator (2018). Don't plan to.
1. Predator (1987)
2. Prey (2022)
3. Predator 2 (1992)
4. Predators (2010)
5. Predator: Badlands (2025)
Never saw The Predator (2018). Don't plan to.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Rankings
1. Predator (1987)
2. Prey (2022)
3. Predator 2 (1992)
4. Predators (2010)
5. Predator: Badlands (2025)
Never saw The Predator (2018). Don't plan to.
1. Predator (1987)
2. Prey (2022)
3. Predator 2 (1992)
4. Predators (2010)
5. Predator: Badlands (2025)
Never saw The Predator (2018). Don't plan to.
It's the hot take holidays.
I like my wine mulled and my blue checks muted.
I like my wine mulled and my blue checks muted.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It's the hot take holidays.
I like my wine mulled and my blue checks muted.
I like my wine mulled and my blue checks muted.
Our cat likes to hang out in our bedroom window sill at night so when my wife heard a weird noise, she got up and looked behind the curtain and there was a bat just sitting there.
By the time she fully processed what it was, it started flying around the room in a panic.
By the time she fully processed what it was, it started flying around the room in a panic.
It's 3:30am and I'll be spending the rest of the day figuring out how the hell a bat got into our house.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
These have worked great for me.
Just don't wash the lids on the bottom rack and be prepared for stains.
Just don't wash the lids on the bottom rack and be prepared for stains.
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
These have worked great for me.
Just don't wash the lids on the bottom rack and be prepared for stains.
Just don't wash the lids on the bottom rack and be prepared for stains.
That's just seasoning.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That's just seasoning.