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A kinder, gentler, poster.
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A man in an orchestra performance is lifting a large wooden mallet over his head. Just in front and under him is a man playing the trombone. Florence Pugh and Jack Reynor in Midsommar (2019) looking off camera in shock and horror.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Marge talking to Patty and Selma in the front yard. Homer appears in the window upstairs and smashes a plate on his forehead. Text reads: WRONG!
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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distributed in the western countries by Nosotek Joint Venture Company. They developed "Big Lebowski Bowling", a 2007 bowling game set in a bowling alley where much of the movie was set, and "Men in Black: Alien Assault" a game in which players battle invading aliens. Those games were published through Ojom GmbH, a subsidiary Jeff Bridges in the Big Lebowski. Text reads: That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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NYT guy who asked Pete about fixing bread prices.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Profile of TRUMP with his eyes closed. Text reads: HERE'S TRUMP SLEEPING. 3/4 view of Trump with his eyes closed. Text reads: Here he is dozing. Front view of Trump with his eyes closed. Text reads: HERE HE IS AFTER A VISIT FROM THE SANDMAN. Trump with his head tilted to the side, eyes closed. Text reads: OOH, HERE'S NAPPY-TIME, TRUMP.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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It's the hot take holidays.
I like my wine mulled and my blue checks muted.
Blue check saying apple pie is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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How can you take a picture from below someone and still have it look like it was shot from a crane?
Alex Jones and Ed Martin wearing ill-fitting suits and smiling for a picture.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Works for OP's as well.
Sure, blocking people after one dumb reply is good, but have you ever tried muting people after one boring reply?
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Troy McClure. Text reads: ( laughs) THEY HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, HAVE THEY?
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Might start a thread of examples.
Alex Hern ‪@hern.bsky.social‬ Follow Joined May ’23 A friend pointed out - and now I can’t unsee it - that one of the pathologies of the age is what I’m gonna call “the reverse lubchansky”: when someone hates living in a society and decides this is the fault of capitalism. Nov 24, 2025, 3:44 AM Everybody can reply Follow Alex Hern0 ‪@hern.bsky.social‬ 42.3K followers 454 following 2.7K posts AI writer at the Economist. I write about it, that is. I’m still human. One of literally dozens of people online who is not American. Followed by Tim Onion and Ed Zitron
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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A helicopter with a Lysol logo on the side dispersing a cloud of vapor beneath it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Cleaning out my parents' garage (they're alive) and found a guy.
A Fleer 91 baseball card for Rance Mulliniks. The back of the Rance Mulliniks card. His photo depicts a man with large 80's style wire frame glasses and mustache.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I was wondering if the costume of a crime fighter had an effect.

They should've used Mr. Met.
Finally, it is also possible that the superhero figure enhanced the relevance of cultural values, gender roles, and norms of chivalrous help, consistent with research on the 'priming' effect associated with superheroes: the figure of Batman," he concludes, "could therefore play a prosocial priming role."
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Kristy at the horse track, motioning with his arm in distress.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I one hundred percent agree with you.
But also,
Moe the bartender. Text reads: Rich people aren't happy. Moe the bartender again. Text reads: From the day they're born till the day they die they think they're happy, but trust me, they ain't.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Much to be said about the idea of invading an island of 87,000 people, but this part is also quite stupid.
Germany to one in Maryland. The indictment says this was both to stay in the U.S. to continue planning the coup and to attempt to recruit homeless people from the Washington, D.C. area. The suspects are accused of attempting to recruit others to help with the coup both online and in person on various dates
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Kool Keith as Black Elvis
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Back at it again.
User sharing The Republicans vs Democrats B-52 bomber meme. Text reads: I hate this sort of meme. “The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.” Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Homer on the phone. Text reads: THAT'S SOME LANGUAGE YOU GOT THERE. AND YOU TALK LIKE THAT 24-SEVEN, HUH?
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Michael Douglas in The Game (1997). He is in the back of a cab that has gone under water. He is holding the handle to the door window.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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One thing about baking at home is you know that each of these biscuits contain a quarter of a stick of butter and yet you eat it anyway, possibly topped with more butter.
A sheet pan with 4 sourdough biscuits.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I looked up who she was and found her claiming that Jewish anti-zionism is comparable to converting to Christ.
And today, what you see is you have to reject your ancestral homeland, you know, reject Israel, and then you'll be okay. And, you know, I visited 27 college campuses, and I kind of saw how this sometimes takes on the format of almost like a Christian conversion narrative, where it goes something like, you know, growing up, my rabbi and my parents told me Israel was perfect and amazing and a utopia. And then I got to college, and I realized that actually it's a colonialist, Nazi, racist society, and I had an epiphany. I saw the light, and I took anti-Zionism and anti-colonialism into my heart, and now I'm saved. Now I'm a good Jew. And their classmates are like, now you're a good Jew. 
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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As long as the internet has text-based search, we'll be able to understand your real feelings on the matter.
Account Muted Show Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast ‪@mikesager.net‬ Follow Muted by "YIMBY Mutelist" Joined Jun ’23 In December of 2023 the kids WERE wrong about Gaza. Like, I get the politics but sometimes the correct thing isn’t popular. January 17, 2025, 11:22 AM ‪Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast‬  ‪@mikesager.net‬ 2 Muted by "YIMBY Mutelist" Joined Jun ’23 Congrats to all you "genocide Joe" morons.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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"Carnage without context"
Mike Sager, Turkey Enthusiast ‪@mikesager.net‬ Muted by "YIMBY Mutelist" Joined Jun ’23 I hesitated to say anything here but I understand the point she was trying to make. Carnage without context overwhelms the senses; and any war looks like the Holocaust if all you see is the civilian carnage. That doesn’t mean that it’s actually reflective of the reality of what’s happening.
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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This is such a funny response.
Damn dude, you think?
Bluesky reply, user obscured, text reads: Lawyer
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM