jordie3000
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That would certainly be very newsworthy
Just glad they didn’t try de-aging on Noah/Will Byers
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Just glad they didn’t try de-aging on Noah/Will Byers
I might start just to be shitty
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I might start just to be shitty
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It’s not why I have one but I have been using a server I made to upload reaccs that only I find funny
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It’s not why I have one but I have been using a server I made to upload reaccs that only I find funny
Why would Melania care about Schumer or Pelosi, and why would he listen to a woman in the first place
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why would Melania care about Schumer or Pelosi, and why would he listen to a woman in the first place
At least it wouldn’t be the Oakleys inside your car
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
At least it wouldn’t be the Oakleys inside your car
The bared leg is definitely a novelty
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The bared leg is definitely a novelty
He was some inspired casting in Agents of SHIELD
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
He was some inspired casting in Agents of SHIELD
“Eyes and genitals” is a decent mantra
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Eyes and genitals” is a decent mantra
Alt text perfection
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Alt text perfection
I think that might be an actual tire, or at least a plastic replica of one (given the horizontal seam) (I am not a tire expert, maybe they all that those)
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I think that might be an actual tire, or at least a plastic replica of one (given the horizontal seam) (I am not a tire expert, maybe they all that those)
Should’ve ’shopped in “ewe”, my bad
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Should’ve ’shopped in “ewe”, my bad
- if it’s so good at roasting why not pull it out and do it on Rogan right now
- apps need an operating system to run on, you rube, you absolute numpty
- I truly feel dumber having seen this
- apps need an operating system to run on, you rube, you absolute numpty
- I truly feel dumber having seen this
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
- if it’s so good at roasting why not pull it out and do it on Rogan right now
- apps need an operating system to run on, you rube, you absolute numpty
- I truly feel dumber having seen this
- apps need an operating system to run on, you rube, you absolute numpty
- I truly feel dumber having seen this
We got a warming bed topper 8 years ago or so, thing was amazing. A year or two ago I noticed one of the power bricks for it wasn’t perfectly symmetrical anymore and so we got a new one, different brand
Can you guess how not-as-good it is
Can you guess how not-as-good it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We got a warming bed topper 8 years ago or so, thing was amazing. A year or two ago I noticed one of the power bricks for it wasn’t perfectly symmetrical anymore and so we got a new one, different brand
Can you guess how not-as-good it is
Can you guess how not-as-good it is
¡El traductor de Google no los concoce! Esta, no uso Google (y es claro 🥸)
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
¡El traductor de Google no los concoce! Esta, no uso Google (y es claro 🥸)
Estaba adivinando el orden de las letras, como si fueran palabras. ¡Ahora sé que lo son, pero no sé qué significan! Además, esto es el traductor de Google.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Estaba adivinando el orden de las letras, como si fueran palabras. ¡Ahora sé que lo son, pero no sé qué significan! Además, esto es el traductor de Google.
Didn’t Mitch McConnell literally say that he wasn’t going to let Obama get anything done at all just because
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Didn’t Mitch McConnell literally say that he wasn’t going to let Obama get anything done at all just because
Technically birds eat so much, it’s just that their mouths are wee
Also gg on the notable penis
Also gg on the notable penis
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Technically birds eat so much, it’s just that their mouths are wee
Also gg on the notable penis
Also gg on the notable penis