@jordanmarinelli.bsky.social
He/Him.
Ehh, let's give that whole novelist thing a try.
Ehh, let's give that whole novelist thing a try.
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December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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And she misspelled “principals”
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And she misspelled “principals”
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Anyways the funniest part of this is Bari Weiss doesn't seem to realize that journalists love stories about themselves and that she has a ton of competitors who would love CBS market share and will gleefully ratfuck them.
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Anyways the funniest part of this is Bari Weiss doesn't seem to realize that journalists love stories about themselves and that she has a ton of competitors who would love CBS market share and will gleefully ratfuck them.
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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Every Christmas season, families gather together to watch the iconic Ron Howard movie about a black-hearted grinch who despises humanity and cares only about his own selfish needs, 2020's Hillbilly Elegy.
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every Christmas season, families gather together to watch the iconic Ron Howard movie about a black-hearted grinch who despises humanity and cares only about his own selfish needs, 2020's Hillbilly Elegy.
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
I want to watch the version of The Housemaid that Amanda Seyfried thought she was in. That movie must've fuckin' RIPPED.
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I want to watch the version of The Housemaid that Amanda Seyfried thought she was in. That movie must've fuckin' RIPPED.
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great meme potential here
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
great meme potential here
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There’s a very nuanced conversation about the effect of law enforcement television on the culture in the long term but the people who use “copaganda” stop at “existence of cop on TV is conspiratorial persuasion campaign” and misses crime investigations have a natural dramatic story structure.
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
There’s a very nuanced conversation about the effect of law enforcement television on the culture in the long term but the people who use “copaganda” stop at “existence of cop on TV is conspiratorial persuasion campaign” and misses crime investigations have a natural dramatic story structure.
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But part of me is convinced James Cameron made these Avatar movies just to brainstorm multiple hypothetical scenarios where it's okay for white dudes to have dreads.
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
But part of me is convinced James Cameron made these Avatar movies just to brainstorm multiple hypothetical scenarios where it's okay for white dudes to have dreads.
The scene in the new Avatar movie where the old villain and the new one that's on all the posters decide to team up might just be the best-written scene Cameron's ever had his name on.
I wanted them to win. Everyone else is a political and cultural grab-bag, but those two are The Cool Table.
I wanted them to win. Everyone else is a political and cultural grab-bag, but those two are The Cool Table.
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The scene in the new Avatar movie where the old villain and the new one that's on all the posters decide to team up might just be the best-written scene Cameron's ever had his name on.
I wanted them to win. Everyone else is a political and cultural grab-bag, but those two are The Cool Table.
I wanted them to win. Everyone else is a political and cultural grab-bag, but those two are The Cool Table.
I think the most damning critique I have of Starfield is that at the fifty-hour mark I thought to myself that this game would rule if it were just a few open worlds, like 6 or 7, with better character writing, and, like, a vehicle.
And then I realized that that's just Mass Effect: Andromeda.
And then I realized that that's just Mass Effect: Andromeda.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I think the most damning critique I have of Starfield is that at the fifty-hour mark I thought to myself that this game would rule if it were just a few open worlds, like 6 or 7, with better character writing, and, like, a vehicle.
And then I realized that that's just Mass Effect: Andromeda.
And then I realized that that's just Mass Effect: Andromeda.
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No particularly major roles for her this year apart from small cameos. Most significantly featured in a Cassandra Cain fantasy sequence for completely platonic heterosexual reasons in BATGIRL #5. #DCFaveWatch2025
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No particularly major roles for her this year apart from small cameos. Most significantly featured in a Cassandra Cain fantasy sequence for completely platonic heterosexual reasons in BATGIRL #5. #DCFaveWatch2025
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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When you shoplift from Hobby Lobby
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
When you shoplift from Hobby Lobby
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
December 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
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Okay, but are they Street Preachers who are Manic, or are they Preachers who preach on Manic Street?
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Okay, but are they Street Preachers who are Manic, or are they Preachers who preach on Manic Street?
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I've famously told this story on podcasts a number of times, but I met Gil Gerard as a kid at a celebrity tennis tournament and he tried to pick up my mom right in front of me. Was I mad? No. Buck Rogers tried to fuck my mom, which is the most Buck Rogers thing he could do. Lived up to the legend.
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I've famously told this story on podcasts a number of times, but I met Gil Gerard as a kid at a celebrity tennis tournament and he tried to pick up my mom right in front of me. Was I mad? No. Buck Rogers tried to fuck my mom, which is the most Buck Rogers thing he could do. Lived up to the legend.
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Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
December 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mick Foley with more integrity than the entire WWE roster
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Mick Foley is a real one. ❤️🤼
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mick Foley is a real one. ❤️🤼