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Jonty
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Nerd Stuff.
Wishing for the end of days.
Please don't add to starter packs.
Parody accounts blocked.

https://linktr.ee/JontysCorner
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New Year's Eve is a BITCH. It's a fortune to get a cab or get in to a pub and things get CRAZY. Since 2022 I've turned down any NYE gigs offered coz who can be arsed to travel when I can just do it from my own bastard bedroom. Join me with your fave bevvy this NYE! FREE!

twitch.tv/soozkempner
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It's absolutely wild that with 2 races still to go we can say 'this should have been sewn a couple of races ago' about two drivers.
#F1
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Max is scraping the floor plank so hard there's basically key frames on the track to animate the wall of a Tron light cycle.
#F1
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Potentially Hot Take: The plank needs to go. Sure it makes for a convenient method to police ride heights, but ultimately is was introduced as a knee jerk safety measure after those key moments in 1994. There are better ways to manage ride heights. Hell, they have bump stops. #F1
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Who else completely forgot it was an F2 weekend? 🤦‍♂️
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Smacking things with my balls - BALL x PIT over at twitch.tv/RoseArtemis
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Mumsie, no!
Take Me Into The Crystal Maze And Fist Me In The Aztec Zone It's 10:00PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Butter
Vodka
Boobs

Err......you know what, I'll take that.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

pussy
homosex
maria

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November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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One left, if anyone wants one of these
I have 2026 calendars! £12+p&p, nice quality prints of cars, boats, aviation etc which can be separated and displayed when the year is over #DigitalArt #MarineArt #AutomitiveArt
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Right, give me some liveries from across motorsport, any time period, that could be fun to make into a space marine or similar.

(actual liveries, no Maserati 250F or Ferrari shark nose for example, they're just red.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I really need to get painting again, the DIY disruption has made it impossible for a while.
I also need to do more of the crossover with motorsport more, try to keep all followers engaged.
But I'm crap, so I haven't yet.
Plans on plans on plans on....hey look, games.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
And that's how the Jeddah Corniche circuit was designed.
My usual experiment to find out how bad LLMs are at technical instructions (wiring a UK plug) as applied to grok. It's just as bad as any other LLM out there:
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Just seen a reel of an American eating a Chocolate Orange by just…..biting into it. Like an apple.

I need a lie down.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That's easy for you to say....
fuck Coscinodiscaceae
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Conversely, in the past there's a real 9 year old me finding out that there's an entire first half of the song!
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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We're now live on Twitch talking all things Motorsport and beyond, come say hi and we can chill together! www.twitch.tv/Harrison101
Harrison101 - Twitch
Twitch Hangout - Post-MotoGP, Post-F1 in Vegas Stream
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Want my immediate thoughts on McLaren's Double DQ? It's time for Zak Brown to shut this down. FULL Vegas Review right here! www.motorsport101.com/dres-race-re...
Dre's Race Review - F1's 2025 Las Vegas Grand Prix | Motorsport101
Max Verstappen dominates Vegas as McLaren commit the ultimate cardinal sin. An immediate reaction to their Double DQ in a Vegas DRR.
www.motorsport101.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Okay, definite Twitch stream night to chat end of MotoGP, Vegas, Qatar and more tonight - 7pm UK Time, be there, let's chat some shit. www.twitch.tv/Harrison101
Harrison101 - Twitch
31. Owner and lead host of the #Motorsport101 Podcast, occasionally streaming to a bunch of folks who like hanging out with me.
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
One of these days I'm gonna try this and it will become a cautionary tale 😂
A video tutorial about painting a Space Marine helmet with the Chrome NMM technique is available now on my patreon. The video is 1h long, has my commentary, view of my wet palette and the list of colors that I used 🙂 #warhammer #warhammer40000 #warhammer40k #warhammercommunity #wh40k
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My top 4 Final Fantasy games:

1. VIII
2. X
3. III
4. IX
My top four final fantasy games

1 Vii/remake/rebirth
2 X
3 ix
4 viii
My top 4 #FinalFantasy

1. X
2. VII/Remake/Rebirth
3. X-2
4. XIII
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh lordy, a countback title is also mathematically possible #F1
I'm not sure any McLaren fan could handle that level of stress 😅
Someone put this together, imagine that
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Ideal Qatar #F1 Scenario:
One of Oscar or Max - 1st Qatar GP, DNF sprint.
The other driver - 2nd GP, 2nd sprint.
Lando - DNF GP, 8th sprint.

That would put all three drivers on 391 points going into Abu Dhabi.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Wakes up.
Checks #F1 news.
Feckin lol.
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
If he can go long enough on that hard, Hulk could be on for another result here. #F1
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM