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Jonty
@jontyscorner.bsky.social
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Nerd Stuff.
Wishing for the end of days.
Please don't add to starter packs.
Parody accounts blocked.

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jontyscorner.bsky.social
Oh god I was kinda joking but with the Camel sponsorship it really is lmao
Photo of Nigel Mansell's helmet. It's dark blue with a white band that has thin red stripes. There's also a yellow square at the bottom.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Bart Simpson is writing lines on a chalkboard. The lines read 'I must not send marshals on track without VSC or full safety car'
November 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Given what else was posted on there I can see this being real, but really can't be sure.
Potentially a very bad post by now defunct Sky Sports Halo.
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Unfinished Dragon Lords marine with probably the tiniest little flame you'll get today 😁
(I was very happy with the freehanded icon I must admit)
Photo of a green warhammer 40k space marine. The should pad is white with a black dragons head and a tiny orange flame.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Anyone else expecting this to teach them how to write letters?

(Yes you need to be of a certain age to get this one)
Screenshot of the New Glenn rocket launching to space. The tail end is an incandescent white glow
November 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
No need to attack me like that, sheesh 😂
#Nerdlings
Clip of an email from Element Games titles "You Are Painting Leather Wrong"
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Dear F1 broadcasters....
#F1
Image from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules pointing a gun at someone saying 'Say" if you no longer go for a gap"again. I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!'
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
How about a bumper sticker?
Yellow text on a blue background that reads "Honk for Honse"
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
When they say you can't hear an image.
Image of an aperture opening air vent from the movie Alien. It's multiple curved segments which rotate and close inwards, sealing the opening.
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
You have a smart TV? That's cute, I had a....
Image of an old handheld computer game system called the Barcode Battler. You used random barcode from any item to play. It's exactly as crap as it sounds.
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Valerie Singleton, Peter Purvess and John Noakes present children's TV show 'Blue Peter' along with the lead presenters (sometimes mislabeled as pets) Shep and Petra, two dogs, and Jason the cat.
October 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
What a fucking shambles.
"Yes? Hello? Race control here!"
#F1
Photo of a gremlin talking on the phone next to a computer. It has no idea what it's doing.
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
George going Luchador to sit in the grandstands unmolested during FP1 is amazing.
#F1
Selfie Photograph of F1 driver George Russell wearing a green Luchador wrestling mask whilst sitting in a grandstand during free practice 1 at the Mexico GP.
October 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Hey Jacques!
#F1
A meme of a man point and saying "You there: shut up! And when you get there, shut up from there too. Then shut up some more. Keep shutting up until you get back here then shut up again."
October 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
They've been put out to pasture.
Photo of a pony and Shetland pony, one of which has literally the exact haircut that Claudia Winkelman has.
October 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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A screenshot of Jenson Button and Danica Patrick from a Sky F1 broadcast. Jenson has a bemused look on his face because Danica has probably just said something very Danica.
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
#F1
A man shouts 'Max the title's yours, papaya's gonna choke'. It's a screenshot from the movie Happy Gilmore where a man shouts 'Happy the golden jackets yours, Shooters gonna choke'.
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
#F1
A woman close and gently whispers the word Honse into a man's ear. He gets goosebumps.
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
COTA sprint race in one image.
#F1
The Ferrari logo with a comical joke horse, known as Honse, replacing the stallion. It also has the words "all new orange flavour" superimposed over it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Ferrari logo with the majestic stallion replaced by a black and white version of the honse meme. A horse drawn by a child.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Ai at it's peak.....
Image of computerised toy 'Big Trak'. It's a grey tank like vehicle with six wheels and a calculator keypad on it's back.
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Oh look, another one #F1
A meme of Bernie Sanders which sees him standing in the snow with the caption "I am once again asking F1 to make an effort to stop wheel rims from disintegrating at the slightest touch."
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
Are you sure? 🧐
Photo of a sign which reads "Businesses open as usual" on a fence. The fence is in front of a giant pile of rubble from destroyed buildings. It was a shopping centre, it's now gone.
September 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
jontyscorner.bsky.social
I'm still angry.....
A packet of Vesta Beef Risotto. An instant meal which is no longer available.
September 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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A 3D printed miniature of Lulu from Final Fantasy 10. She is in many parts and not yet painted.
September 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM