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@jontyscorner.bsky.social

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Nerd Stuff. Wishing for the end of days. Please don't add to starter packs. Parody accounts blocked. https://linktr.ee/JontysCorner

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Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h

All my typing skills came form not having a mic when playing MMOs lol

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h

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Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h

Are you sure? 🧐

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h

Look, I can give you 100% accuracy or 100 wpm, you ain't getting both.

Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 15h

@unfortunatalie.bsky.social found a battle royale game I think you'd pwn
kotaku.com/battle-royal...

This Battle Royale Game Will Kill You For Making Typos

Final Sentence puts your skill with the QWERTY keyboard to the ultimate test

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h

The question is, American or British spellings? 😅

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 14h

Tell her that it's the original Pikachu and he was changed in 1997 because children wanted pokemon to be more pike pets.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 19h

Never noticed Hinch just imitating a wind up cymbal monkey before 😂

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · Nov 20

3. Damon Hill

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 1d

The simple fact that we have a fight for the championship says that it's not.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 2d

Cheetara was robbed

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 2d

I fail to see a problem. Especially if it's really good butter.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

Ahhh.......
That's why.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

And has now given up.

Weird one, can't see how it's smashed up the right of the car from that clip.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

Dragging that Tower LMP2 back to the pits is ambitious to say the least #IMSA #PetitLeMans

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

So cursed it made Bobby G defect to chaos.

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Da Skwire 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally @daskwire.bsky.social · 3d

Imperator Tin-Tin.
#WarhammerCommunity
#Nerdlings

It's a picture of an Imperator Titan but with the face of Tin-Tin superimposed on it.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

*a dentist crashes through the bar window behind you as you drink*

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

RJ, I could have gone through life not knowing this existed. 😅

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

Hope the 52 LMP2 remembers it's safe word.
#PetitLeMans #IMSA

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

It all makes sense now!

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

I still want him to drop the state from his driver intro in the Indy broadcast.
"I'm Kyle Kirkwood, from Jupiter".
Just comedy.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

God tier comment.

George Romero’s Dawn of Gradet @atomicgiant.bsky.social · 3d

oh man is the shiv ok?

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

Best comment yet.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

I think there were 3 unrelated incidents of him being punched that night and they weren't even famous yet.

Really should have sensed 'something' in his future.

Jonty @jontyscorner.bsky.social · 3d

Long time ago at a tiny venue that had music every friday. This was before even their first EP released and he was being a dickhead.
I was working security and had enough.
Turns out other people had already twatted him earlier the same night.
Great minds and all that.