Harold Hamgravy the Ninth
@jonerthon.bsky.social
Dayjobber, queer, polar bear fan, hater of the passive voice, tolerator of United Airlines. Union strong ✊🏼 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ he/him Opinions mine, get your own.
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TRUMP REPORTEDLY ALIVE: WORLD MOURNS
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
TRUMP REPORTEDLY ALIVE: WORLD MOURNS
Oh honey I lived in DC his whole first term. I have a call list and a playlist ready 👏 to 👏 go 👏
We've all rehearsed for Trump dying so many times we won't know what to do when it actually happens
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Oh honey I lived in DC his whole first term. I have a call list and a playlist ready 👏 to 👏 go 👏
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this is why you don’t make björk mad
UPDATE
Air Force One is returning to Andrews due to a “minor electrical issue.”
The President and his delegation will board a different aircraft and head to Davos.
Air Force One is returning to Andrews due to a “minor electrical issue.”
The President and his delegation will board a different aircraft and head to Davos.
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 AM
this is why you don’t make björk mad
OMG my man baked a ziti.
Pants are flying off!
Pants are flying off!
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
OMG my man baked a ziti.
Pants are flying off!
Pants are flying off!
Spent most of the morning talking to internal lawyers (for usual biz things). I’d never ever go to law school, but I do enjoy geeking out on contracts sometimes.
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Spent most of the morning talking to internal lawyers (for usual biz things). I’d never ever go to law school, but I do enjoy geeking out on contracts sometimes.
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I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
I can scarcely believe this Indiana team has been able to wade through their hangovers to take the lead, but if anyone can, it's a Big Ten team
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I can scarcely believe this Indiana team has been able to wade through their hangovers to take the lead, but if anyone can, it's a Big Ten team
Madly appreciative of social apps/sites where blocking removes any hint of a user’s existence 🥰
Bluesky is one of those but mercifully not the only one!
Bluesky is one of those but mercifully not the only one!
January 19, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Madly appreciative of social apps/sites where blocking removes any hint of a user’s existence 🥰
Bluesky is one of those but mercifully not the only one!
Bluesky is one of those but mercifully not the only one!
Snow came a bit out of nowhere but is welcome! It’s pathetic to be grateful for 8/10” but that is more than zero.
This has been old person musings about the weather.
This has been old person musings about the weather.
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Snow came a bit out of nowhere but is welcome! It’s pathetic to be grateful for 8/10” but that is more than zero.
This has been old person musings about the weather.
This has been old person musings about the weather.
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Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
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A reminder for gay/bi men: we need to better recognize what lesbians have contributed. They are the foundation builders of our community.
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
A reminder for gay/bi men: we need to better recognize what lesbians have contributed. They are the foundation builders of our community.
This Virginia inauguration parade is delightfully old fashioned
January 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This Virginia inauguration parade is delightfully old fashioned
Love that The Hunting Wives S1 E5 was like "this has all been quite ladycentric so far, here's a big floppy dick"
January 17, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Love that The Hunting Wives S1 E5 was like "this has all been quite ladycentric so far, here's a big floppy dick"
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that’s not very Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil of you diva
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
that’s not very Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil of you diva
Queen Margrethe in the unhinged raincoat will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Queen Margrethe in the unhinged raincoat will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
This was a good day to have a robust ham sandwich for lunch
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 PM
This was a good day to have a robust ham sandwich for lunch
BIOS updates are fundamental 🫡
January 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
BIOS updates are fundamental 🫡
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Aaron Rodgers moments after his post-game impromptu retirement press conference
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Aaron Rodgers moments after his post-game impromptu retirement press conference
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me whenever i take a really good dick pic
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
me whenever i take a really good dick pic
My poker face really starts to fade after the fifth consecutive meeting of the day 😬
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My poker face really starts to fade after the fifth consecutive meeting of the day 😬
Sitting on my phone twice a day is a hard job, but I know I'm up for it
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Sitting on my phone twice a day is a hard job, but I know I'm up for it
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the hamburger has to really want the help
January 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
the hamburger has to really want the help
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shout-out to this nyc tour bus that i just saw in soho using the chicago skyline but with the empire state building crudely photoshopped in. amazing bit
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
shout-out to this nyc tour bus that i just saw in soho using the chicago skyline but with the empire state building crudely photoshopped in. amazing bit
I may never recover from Michelle Visage clocking a queen as a glam disco Shari Lewis
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 AM
I may never recover from Michelle Visage clocking a queen as a glam disco Shari Lewis