Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@jonerthon.bsky.social

160 followers 170 following 2.3K posts

Dayjobber, queer, polar bear fan, hater of the passive voice, tolerator of United Airlines. Union strong ✊🏼 🏳️‍🌈 he/him Opinions mine. If a skeet of mine doesn't make sense, I'm renaming a movie or TV show.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · Jan 4

This haircut pic did numbers on IG

Selfie of me wearing sunglasses and standing in front of a mural of a cityscape painted in white on a black wall

1 10

Reposted by That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Virginia Sapiro @vsapiro.bsky.social · 9h

A dinosaur talking with an NPR producer.

36 660 4.1K

Reposted by That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Eric Reinhart @eric-reinhart.com · 7h

Chicago is this country’s anti-fascist center. The Trump regime will do all it can to subdue our city and to coerce submission. But they won’t get it.

4 140 690

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 7h

College 🏈, man. It's fun sometimes.

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 7h

I got up to troubleshoot a shared list with B, and by the time I got back to the couch Michigan had:
1) intercepted the ball
2) scored a TD
3) scored the extra point
4) let Washington get through 1.5 drives, and
5) intercepted the ball again!

1 1

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 9h

Day-after lunge soreness >>>>

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 9h

Laying out a branded table skirt (made from a fabric that can't be ironed!) to dewrinkle is not glamorous work but I make it look good

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 11h

In other news, I have a trunk full of junk to be a booth babe at this conference next week

1 1

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 20h

My Bitmoji should be face down in a creek given I forgot about his existence for 13 years

Reposted by That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 23h

Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all

Kate Spade New York website listing for a ring. The ring is yellow gold and has a hot dog on a bun with mustard out of metal and gems on top

12 65 290

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 1d

Came home early to do a long walk, and we did!

But now the sun is down at 6:25 😬

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d

Oof, 11 hour work marathon complete. Going to pick up our Thai food in a daze.

Reposted by That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 2d

Some consultant is gonna charge the Cuomo campaign $500,000 to set up a MySpace account

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 2d

Cuomo admits that he didn't do enough during the primary on social media, "which is a very popular medium now"

1 17 76

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to line up the remaining work travel for the year has been a festuche, gals

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d

Pretty much. I worked right by Union Station for a long time, and rode it maybe 5 times total. It needed a lot of different factors to be better than the X2.

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d

When Michael Scott screamed IT’S ABOUT TO GET ALL STUPID UP IN HERE I felt that

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d

Forgive my ancient sitcom posting but

1 2

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d

Severe dog food day in the air 🤢

The rare occasion where I am excited to escape to the exurban office

Reposted by That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Bee Quammie @beequammie.bsky.social · Apr 21

This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂

210 1.3K 5.2K

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d

We both got <4 hours of sleep last night for depressing reasons I will go into later. After our basil chicken dinner and one beer, I expect to be unconscious in seconds

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 5d

I feel like we are the youngest people watching CBS primetime by a long way (he says as he retrieves Matlock from the DVR 🫡)

1 1

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 5d

Patti Lupone on the subway with a big coat and hat looking quizzically at the photographer

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 6d

Then B joined me for cocktails and strategizing on whether we can get away with fall plantings in our empty pots 🪴

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 6d

Working on the patio has mostly saved me from the misery that is working on Sunday because of unreasonable workload expectations

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 6d

Working on the patio has mostly saved me from the misery that is working on Sunday because of unreasonable workload expectations

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 7d

(We procured our own wings and whiskey, am watching from our couch)

That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 7d

(This is their Very Unofficial overflow parking, when their own lot and the streets right around them get full)

1 1