will
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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago.
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· Feb 2
RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠
Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!
Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐
me every night with the remainders of the chocolate-crusted pumpkin pie i made
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
me every night with the remainders of the chocolate-crusted pumpkin pie i made
not to be mean but i’m just happy McLaren fans have to feel the same pain the tifosi have felt all season lol
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
not to be mean but i’m just happy McLaren fans have to feel the same pain the tifosi have felt all season lol
annual post about how much i hate the Hollywood Christmas Parade
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
annual post about how much i hate the Hollywood Christmas Parade
Can we get a thread for gays who are several centuries old?
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Can we get a thread for gays who are several centuries old?
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
The Vampire Lestat: 250+ years old and still 1% body fat
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Time to make a Rosencrantz & Guildenstern first-person shooter
Checking to see if Tom Stoppard wrote any videogames so I can add to the discussion but not even one Call of Duty, not even a single existential Conker game on the résumé
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Time to make a Rosencrantz & Guildenstern first-person shooter
WELP
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
WELP
tomorrow’s grand prix:
November 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
tomorrow’s grand prix:
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Rejected cover sketch
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Rejected cover sketch
me and the boys watching heated rivalry
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
me and the boys watching heated rivalry
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this sunday-ass saturday
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this sunday-ass saturday
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Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Remember, the big argument for AI in the arts is that these “artists” have ideas, hundreds of ideas, thousands, all that was stopping them was the hoards of gatekeeping musicians, writers, illustrators… and not that they were lazy and didn’t want to put in the work.
they need to stop doing interview with Lewis Hamilton right after he flops bc i can’t take hearing him sounding like he’s about to khm lol
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
they need to stop doing interview with Lewis Hamilton right after he flops bc i can’t take hearing him sounding like he’s about to khm lol
black friday sale: clothes 80% off
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
black friday sale: clothes 80% off
happy thanksgiving to all & to all a good night
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
happy thanksgiving to all & to all a good night
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trying the Martha Stewart cheesecloth method & if it turns out bad i blame her entirely
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
trying the Martha Stewart cheesecloth method & if it turns out bad i blame her entirely
turned on the macys parade and i think i might be hallucinating bc rn it's the rao's tomato sauce float featuring a fire breathing dragon & andrea bocelli’s son is singing opera
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
turned on the macys parade and i think i might be hallucinating bc rn it's the rao's tomato sauce float featuring a fire breathing dragon & andrea bocelli’s son is singing opera
“so much for defying gravity”
Thanksgiving Parade - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“so much for defying gravity”
currently wine drunk while dancing around the kitchen to stop making sense while roasting butternut squash
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
currently wine drunk while dancing around the kitchen to stop making sense while roasting butternut squash
the thing that drives me nuts about thanksgiving is i bust out my dad’s tried-and-true family heirloom recipes only to find out they’re literally only the briefest notes, literally just the ingredients list followed by “cook them”
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
the thing that drives me nuts about thanksgiving is i bust out my dad’s tried-and-true family heirloom recipes only to find out they’re literally only the briefest notes, literally just the ingredients list followed by “cook them”
had to go to four grocery stores today to find leeks. they honestly aren’t essential for this dish but after the first two stores were out i was just driven by pettiness lol
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
had to go to four grocery stores today to find leeks. they honestly aren’t essential for this dish but after the first two stores were out i was just driven by pettiness lol