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@willkeats.bsky.social

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very gay, very dumb. works in tv/film. heir to the holy rings of betazed. LA via chicago. he/him

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · Feb 2

RuPaul: and a horrific & terrible welcome to our guest judge SHOGGOTH!

Shoggoth: p̷̨̢̮̭̫̬̖̊͋͐͝h̶̛̤͓̳̠́͐'̷̡̙̯̲̻͖̠̹̩͗͊͛͌̑ņ̸̢̖͚̱̜̰̖͚͋̓̌̃͐̚̚̚g̴͚͉̭̦̲̭͇̦͝ḷ̸̨͈̝̙̳̳̣̀̑̓̔u̷̙͙̤̙͓̅̄̆̈́ĩ̷̢̟̞̬̞͉̝̒́̄͝ ̵̳̰̮̭̌͋̓́͆̈̾̍ḿ̴̢͇͉̲̗̄̃̚͘g̸͔̍̄̈́̈́l̷̀̆̓͜w̷̡̢̻̯̱͕͍͓͙̓̿ͅ'̴̖̭͑͐̚͜͜n̷̲͑̃̿̓̍͑̋̉̋a̴̢̤̣̝͖͍̹̻͕͝f̴͈̼͔͔̩̼̣̂́͗̑̇̔́̌̈͝h̸̛̰͓̆͒̏̾͠

Rupaul: *laughs* Cthulhu ryleh that ass girl! we’re terrified to have you here!

Shoggoth: w̸̹̃̾̓̒̎̒́g̷̱̦̅̐ă̵̢̨̮͕͍̦̈́̀h̷͓̹͚͙̭̲̓'̸̯̗̤͎̱̬̗̠̀̈̓̆́͒̈́̈́n̵̳̞̾̓͂͑́̎̚͘̚á̶͕̣͖̩̎̇̕g̶̹̫̰̭͕̦͆̈̾̇͆́̄͘̕l̸̛̠͖̠͙̃̓̀̑̿͠ ̸̨̛̞̤̖̝̘̱̲͍̙̔̔f̷͈̺͍̜̊̉͊͆̀͗̓͠͠ḣ̴̲̭̯͊͌͂́͝t̵̢̖̪̺̥̣͇̔͋̅͑͜a̴̩͔̳̟̲͙̻̥̮̮̓͂̏̈̀̚g̸̠͎̟̳͍̤͊̅̃̆͊̊̾̕͘͠n̵̨͕̳͓͓͛̐̾̒͗͐

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Greta Thunberg: “Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me”

• They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me
• Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked
• She was filmed while stripped naked

Aftonbladet: tinyurl.com/a33vxatc

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 10h

forgot to wear a belt to work today so that’s how my thursday’s going

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 11h

All this time I thought “Butlerian Jihad” was a winking reference to the conservative paranoia around gender liberationist ideologies in the vein of Judith Butler. Now I learn that it’s something about computers

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 19h

same ☹️

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 19h

impressed by how many jocks some of you guys own

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 20h

it was decades ahead of its time

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 20h

so far i'm the only person to speak in favor ☹️

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 20h

won't anyone think of the cars, please, someone think of the cars

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 20h

an elected member of my neighborhood council is arguing that adding bus lanes and increasing bus frequency will somehow make bus service worse

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 20h

in a neighborhood council meeting tonight SOLELY to comment in favor of a new peak-time bus lane on sunset that is so low impact that no one will notice and in JUST THE FIRST public comment i already want to throw myself out the window

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 22h

i had quince jam for the first time last year and i'm fully obsessed and been trying to find them every since lol

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Constance Whew Chile (he/him) @jmaylax.bsky.social · 1d

Big’s moving to Derry

SJP as Carrie Bradshaw holding onto a bunch of red balloons

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 1d

i love when people say they ‘i don’t like to micromanage’ bc then they always proceed to micromanage

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

Woman smoking a cigarette with the subtitles “my idols are dead and my enemies are in power”

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

absolutely 🙃

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

also the NIN score is nothing but belters, almost every great moment is during a trent-scored moment. this one sounded so cunty on the Chinese Theatre soundsystem

Infiltrator

open.spotify.com

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

tron ares is sadly a mixed bag but its very worth taking an edible and seeing in IMAX lol

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 2d

buy it from the original creators so streets for all gets funding

BDSM - Bikes Do So Much (for the environment) T-Shirt 2025 — Streets For All

Show your pride for the dominance of two wheels. 🚦 All proceeds support Streets For All's advocacy mission for safer streets and better transit. 🚦 • 100% ring-spun cotton • Garment-dyed • Relaxe...

www.streetsforall.org

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3d

remember MobileMe lol

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ceej @ceej.online · 3d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3d

it’s their best one imo. meet the hollywoods is also incredible but they only do it like every other year bc nimbys whine too much 🙄

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3d

i would have if given the opportunity!!!

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3d

brad was there too but who cares when THEE Lewis Hamilton is three seats away lol

will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3d

i was in the same room as lewis hamilton today 🤯

F1 driver & F1 The Movie producer Lewis Hamilton sitting between Jerry Bruckheimer & Joseph Kosinski

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will @willkeats.bsky.social · 3d

the best event of the year

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