Jonbenét Rumsfeld Christmas Murder
@jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social
world famous child pageant war criminal
theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
Pinned
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damn @whstancil.bsky.social you a freak i was wrong about you man
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
damn @whstancil.bsky.social you a freak i was wrong about you man
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let's take some benzos and spend the day at the library reading about serial killers
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
let's take some benzos and spend the day at the library reading about serial killers
omg ai was specifically invented to advance tech bro ideology of technofascism
and a knife uses not really the resources a fucking data center uses
and a knife uses not really the resources a fucking data center uses
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
omg ai was specifically invented to advance tech bro ideology of technofascism
and a knife uses not really the resources a fucking data center uses
and a knife uses not really the resources a fucking data center uses
i feel like all officials should wear on the constitution instead of the bible because thats what youre supposed to uphold
that said im swearing on this
that said im swearing on this
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i feel like all officials should wear on the constitution instead of the bible because thats what youre supposed to uphold
that said im swearing on this
that said im swearing on this
tubi is legit the best
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
tubi is legit the best
giddyup jingle horse
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
giddyup jingle horse
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
calling it now
weird stancil here is gonna end up with one of those chatbot girlfriends
weird stancil here is gonna end up with one of those chatbot girlfriends
It’s crazy we built machines that can draw whatever we want, it is also scary
seeing mouthbreathers like this talk about what is a glorified plagiarism and revenge porn generator and describing it like the harnessing of fire is so ridiculous, you deserve to be exorcised from society
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
calling it now
weird stancil here is gonna end up with one of those chatbot girlfriends
weird stancil here is gonna end up with one of those chatbot girlfriends
warren zevon is midwest bruce springsteen
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
warren zevon is midwest bruce springsteen
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ngl
they could fix me
they could fix me
DO NOT WORK OUT WITH BUTCH LESBIANS!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING SORE
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ngl
they could fix me
they could fix me
hey siri
why am i suddenly
shitting my guts out
why am i suddenly
shitting my guts out
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
hey siri
why am i suddenly
shitting my guts out
why am i suddenly
shitting my guts out
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blair mountain didn't get bombed for me to have the kind of day i am presently having and from which i seem to be unable to escape
December 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
blair mountain didn't get bombed for me to have the kind of day i am presently having and from which i seem to be unable to escape
not now kitten
mommy is trying to google an obscure movie from the eighties she swore she watched as a child but only has brief memories of vauge scenes as clues
mommy is trying to google an obscure movie from the eighties she swore she watched as a child but only has brief memories of vauge scenes as clues
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
not now kitten
mommy is trying to google an obscure movie from the eighties she swore she watched as a child but only has brief memories of vauge scenes as clues
mommy is trying to google an obscure movie from the eighties she swore she watched as a child but only has brief memories of vauge scenes as clues
hahhaha remember when @whstancil.bsky.social mocked everyone for saying ai was a tool of fascism remember that hahaha
remember will
remember when you mocked everyone
good times
remember will
remember when you mocked everyone
good times
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
hahhaha remember when @whstancil.bsky.social mocked everyone for saying ai was a tool of fascism remember that hahaha
remember will
remember when you mocked everyone
good times
remember will
remember when you mocked everyone
good times
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imagine missing the point indeed
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
imagine missing the point indeed
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CHEESE IT! IT'S THE FUZZ!
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
CHEESE IT! IT'S THE FUZZ!
hey look jon
its elvis presley
he died on the shitter
its elvis presley
he died on the shitter
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
hey look jon
its elvis presley
he died on the shitter
its elvis presley
he died on the shitter
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oh no im not falling for this one again
"hillbilly" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey paternalistic tbh
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
oh no im not falling for this one again
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im ngl "gabagool" is a word that reeks of subtle ethnocentrism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
im ngl "gabagool" is a word that reeks of subtle ethnocentrism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
Gloooooooria
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Gloooooooria
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
In egg shells is gaaaay-ool
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remember that one Oprah episode where she, Dr Oz, and Dr Phil free based while chilling on Phil's ranch
You think that's where things went wrong?
You think that's where things went wrong?
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
remember that one Oprah episode where she, Dr Oz, and Dr Phil free based while chilling on Phil's ranch
You think that's where things went wrong?
You think that's where things went wrong?
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cosmic event NOW
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
cosmic event NOW