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Jonbenét Rumsfeld Christmas Murder
@jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social
world famous child pageant war criminal

theres a spectre haunting the usa *rips big wet fart*
his parents are divorced 😞
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
it smells like cheap weed and apple sauce
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
no pity for philly
no one likes us
and we dont care
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
omg so edgy
yes im skeeting from under your bed watch out
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
hey
i love this hellhole
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
oh
my
gawd
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
im posting from philly which is basically next to hell
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
stancil when he sees you bring out the pepper spray
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
where do you think were skeeting from fool
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
lol the boulder police
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
hey i invaded Iraq ill invade your house
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i get in my daddy's wine cellar all the time
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
on you mom
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
aryan breeding project
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
listen if my heart grew three sizes id see my cardiologist
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they need knee surgery yo
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
this is when he drops some serious slurs

just watch
he is from nc after all
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
whiskey dick stancil
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hey why dont you two go on a date or something
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
three beers

you fucking lightweight
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
he want that moldywart pussy
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
poop
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM