jolkert
@jolkert.dev
🏳️⚧️ she/her • sie/ihr
🦀 i write code sometimes
☕ unfortunately this one too occasionally
🐧arch btw
🦀 i write code sometimes
☕ unfortunately this one too occasionally
🐧arch btw
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trans person: im trans
society: ok
guy wearing basketball shorts in the winter: you know im actually not even cold right now lol
society: ok
guy wearing basketball shorts in the winter: you know im actually not even cold right now lol
January 24, 2026 at 11:29 PM
trans person: im trans
society: ok
guy wearing basketball shorts in the winter: you know im actually not even cold right now lol
society: ok
guy wearing basketball shorts in the winter: you know im actually not even cold right now lol
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canon isn't real and can't hurt you
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
canon isn't real and can't hurt you
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The woke left wants to change the lyrics of Take Me Out To The Ballgame from “buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks” to “buy me some penis and cracker jacks” to be more inclusive. Hit SHARE if you disagree with changing the lyrics to this American classic
January 18, 2026 at 7:40 AM
The woke left wants to change the lyrics of Take Me Out To The Ballgame from “buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks” to “buy me some penis and cracker jacks” to be more inclusive. Hit SHARE if you disagree with changing the lyrics to this American classic
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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The Sims
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The Sims
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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Anyone who
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Anyone who
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
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It’s called Epstein Island because it’s a really short and catchy name but also because saying the actual name (Little Saint James) would make you google it and see it happened on US Soil and not some vague island in the middle of nowhere with no one in charge.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s called Epstein Island because it’s a really short and catchy name but also because saying the actual name (Little Saint James) would make you google it and see it happened on US Soil and not some vague island in the middle of nowhere with no one in charge.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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This Christmas, my mom has started phrasing her small requests as clickbait video titles.
You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents.
The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE?
Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents.
The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE?
Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This Christmas, my mom has started phrasing her small requests as clickbait video titles.
You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents.
The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE?
Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents.
The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE?
Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
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Have yourself a yuri little Christmas
Make those bitches gay
Make those bitches gay
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Have yourself a yuri little Christmas
Make those bitches gay
Make those bitches gay
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genuine progressives would dismantle the system that funnels wealth into a few ultra-rich pockets, so nothing. expect zero help on that front
I want to ask the flipside question: what will it take for wealthy progressives to fund the infrastructure and entities needed to identify, support, and sustain emerging voices on *our* side of the aisle?
Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
Notably, $420k was incentive-based.
A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.
I wonder what the per-post rate is?
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
genuine progressives would dismantle the system that funnels wealth into a few ultra-rich pockets, so nothing. expect zero help on that front
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this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this
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So in the UK, they'll arrest you for supporting Palestine, and now we find they'll also arrest you for supporting those who support Palestine.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
Greta Thunberg has been arrested on terrorism charges for speaking out in support of the Palestine Action hunger strikers.
FUCK this British government.
https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-arrested-at-a-protest-supporting-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-13486842
FUCK this British government.
https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-arrested-at-a-protest-supporting-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-13486842
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
So in the UK, they'll arrest you for supporting Palestine, and now we find they'll also arrest you for supporting those who support Palestine.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?
British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
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i'd be a lone wolf but im just a kitty cat
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i'd be a lone wolf but im just a kitty cat
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Because of its lack of major publisher chess is perhaps the most popular indie game in the world
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Because of its lack of major publisher chess is perhaps the most popular indie game in the world