shoutout big stupid shirt. I love big shirt

I'm sure one of them would if you asked nicely enough

you could always just say your allergy isn't *that* bad. cause like I'm allergic to peanuts but people can eat them in the same room as me. I just can't eat em

she's trying to harvest all of our souls

bsky.app/profile/jolk...

foreshadowing

i didn't know purple was transgender 😳

reminds me of the time years ago (when I think gen 7 was current?) that I had a dream that for some reason the top UU threats were straight up Mario and Luigi

Anyone who

1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”

Is: wrong

O Bama Syndrome?

I'm no statistician, but I don't think it's possible for a species to have a larger average cock size than its own average cock size so

wait am I stupid where's the button to rename the boxes? the one time I was looking for it and couldn't find it anywhere

she lives!