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Kevin Harlan the absolute 🐐
Williams to Kmet from Westwood One
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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now, personally, I think genocide denial is an actual problem and not an example of someone being annoying online but what do I know
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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now with alt text
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
my biweekly post: this time it's a good music week
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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TGIWFWTD (Thank God It’s Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil)
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Hello refugees from X, The Everything App! Come, pull up a stool! It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil here on Bluesky!
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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He's so Cappullo'd up you can't even ask abt quitely.
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Aaron Rodgers slow motion car crash
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
engelhart batman for me
What’s an obscure/less talked about comics run that you find is a marker of exquisite taste and instant friendship in someone else who likes it?
January 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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BATMAN: Bane broke my back, so I’m making this quiet religious college kid (who was trained by an order of Templar cosplayers) Batman. He’s Batman now.

DICK: what

AZRAEL: The beatific face of St. Dumas appeared to me in a grilled cheese and foretold this.

TIM: what

AZRAEL: Silence, sodomite.
May 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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all my buds both own and hate the TAGARP
Let us curse the MAGNARP’s evil twin, the TÅGARP. Miserable, cheap lamp. Too tall and flimsy, wobbly, unflattering throw, a bane of apartments everywhere. A lamp that follows you like a generational curse.
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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They had a good season, they’ll be fine. My team of choice employs Jayden Daniels, who needs to gain 40 pounds or else the next hit he takes will snap him like a Slim Jim
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
bigots cant catch
Puka Nacua drop
January 10, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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A resignation letter:

"We all saw it.

We all saw, with our own two eyes, people getting dragged like dogs and killed.

But we could not write one line about it on the newspaper.

In shame, we put down our pens.

May 20, 1980
All Journalists of Jeonnam Maeil Shinmun"
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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This picture, from Karem Yucel, on instagram. Outside Roosevelt high school, At dismissal.

AFTER Federal agents KILLED A WOMAN EARLIER IN THE DAY

The parents.
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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as always
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
dr ian kelson ass tweet
The worst thing about moving is having to start your bone piles again from scratch
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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The worst thing about moving is having to start your bone piles again from scratch
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM