Johnathan Lyman
@johnathan.org
Program and programming accessories @heroku.com. Rubyist. Bass fishing. Built and sold websites for money. Also brewerysearch.com and johnathan.org.
Mostly computers and sports, here. Partial owner of Chasing Liberty and Neat.
Mostly computers and sports, here. Partial owner of Chasing Liberty and Neat.
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Getting a chance to meet your local fire department is great, but don't let the first time be Thanksgiving Day.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Getting a chance to meet your local fire department is great, but don't let the first time be Thanksgiving Day.
This audio mix for Oregon-USC is crahp. Hearing the crowd is fine, but like… all of it? 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This audio mix for Oregon-USC is crahp. Hearing the crowd is fine, but like… all of it? 🫣
A real thing I said this evening:
“If there’s nothing I won’t do, it’s buy non-standard cookware sizes.”
“If there’s nothing I won’t do, it’s buy non-standard cookware sizes.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A real thing I said this evening:
“If there’s nothing I won’t do, it’s buy non-standard cookware sizes.”
“If there’s nothing I won’t do, it’s buy non-standard cookware sizes.”
But react
The 80px vertical page shift from “This issue has been moved to a discussion” clunking in on an already loaded page will be my villain origin story.
Bring back toasts, GitHub! 🥸
Bring back toasts, GitHub! 🥸
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
But react
Inaugural Seattle women’s hockey game tonight 💪
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Inaugural Seattle women’s hockey game tonight 💪
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Jerry’s posts aren’t a might, they’re a must.
welcome to bluesky. you can follow me, or my posts can follow you
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Jerry’s posts aren’t a might, they’re a must.
Indiana should be number 1, not Ohio State. I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Indiana should be number 1, not Ohio State. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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the bluesky experience ✨
![when you make a joke about your mental illness and a helpful stranger appears to inform you that your joke is insensitive to people with mental illness
[photo of Kristen Stewart with an expression on her face that looks like someone just said some dumb shit to her]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wizbguj43slo7ogg5sinbi2b/bafkreieuheave73g7w7kaxh732zvm4oluxia72mw7j7tll75xzn3v6nv6q@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
the bluesky experience ✨
An 8-pack of white dudes.
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
An 8-pack of white dudes.
What’s better than 1 ad? The same ad 4 times.
All the games I have set for the early window are on Fox so I see the same ad four times.
All the games I have set for the early window are on Fox so I see the same ad four times.
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What’s better than 1 ad? The same ad 4 times.
All the games I have set for the early window are on Fox so I see the same ad four times.
All the games I have set for the early window are on Fox so I see the same ad four times.
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
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In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
I worked at Target out of high school. Thing is, we used to do this. This was commonplace.
We also had fully staffed departments.
This was also almost 20 years ago, too.
We also had fully staffed departments.
This was also almost 20 years ago, too.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I worked at Target out of high school. Thing is, we used to do this. This was commonplace.
We also had fully staffed departments.
This was also almost 20 years ago, too.
We also had fully staffed departments.
This was also almost 20 years ago, too.
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Tech people think we want AI, robots, and a colony on Mars but what I actually want is garbage bags that aren't scented.
Tech people think we want AI, robots, and a colony on Mars but what I actually want is a home printer that simply works.
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tech people think we want AI, robots, and a colony on Mars but what I actually want is garbage bags that aren't scented.
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“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“Quixotic“ should be pronounced kee-HOE-tic.
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bluesky in november is like if all of a website had seasonal affective disorder
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
bluesky in november is like if all of a website had seasonal affective disorder
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now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
I can’t tell if the Seahawks are good this year or they just have a weak schedule.
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I can’t tell if the Seahawks are good this year or they just have a weak schedule.
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"Jerry Chen" is a team of 30-50 writers working around the clock to farm engagement on a massive scale using the power of cringe. The ultimate aim of this group remains unclear to date, but its method are deeply unsettling.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Jerry Chen" is a team of 30-50 writers working around the clock to farm engagement on a massive scale using the power of cringe. The ultimate aim of this group remains unclear to date, but its method are deeply unsettling.
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canadian scientists are already trying to figure out the maximum amount of poutine that can fit inside the Commissioner's Trophy, should the blue jays win it all in toronto
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
canadian scientists are already trying to figure out the maximum amount of poutine that can fit inside the Commissioner's Trophy, should the blue jays win it all in toronto
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Even if you think some of Mamdani’s policy ideas are ill-conceived dorm room stuff (which I do), the level of performative panic around him just seems bizzarely, irrationally detached from any sense of what an NYC mayor can actually DO unilaterally.
Andrew Cuomo says he will continue to not live in New York City if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor.
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Even if you think some of Mamdani’s policy ideas are ill-conceived dorm room stuff (which I do), the level of performative panic around him just seems bizzarely, irrationally detached from any sense of what an NYC mayor can actually DO unilaterally.
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in local crime news, someone stole all the reese's peanut butter cups from the five pound bag of halloween candy my wife bought from costco yesterday
October 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
in local crime news, someone stole all the reese's peanut butter cups from the five pound bag of halloween candy my wife bought from costco yesterday
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What If “Scaling Up” Isn’t the Goal in 2026?
If leadership hasn’t asked you this yet, beat them to it.
> “What if our team doesn’t grow next year? What if it shrinks?”
Take inventory.
If leadership hasn’t asked you this yet, beat them to it.
> “What if our team doesn’t grow next year? What if it shrinks?”
Take inventory.
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What If “Scaling Up” Isn’t the Goal in 2026?
If leadership hasn’t asked you this yet, beat them to it.
> “What if our team doesn’t grow next year? What if it shrinks?”
Take inventory.
If leadership hasn’t asked you this yet, beat them to it.
> “What if our team doesn’t grow next year? What if it shrinks?”
Take inventory.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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through one game the NBA is currently averaging five quarters of basketball per contest, let's see if this holds up
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
through one game the NBA is currently averaging five quarters of basketball per contest, let's see if this holds up