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Go bonas
Classic A10 choke job by the quad god
Just found out Ilia Malinin THE QUAD GOD is a student at George Mason which means that if he wins the gold medal it’s technically a gold medal for the A10
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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‘No way, the Quad God never loses’ I confidently state, despite last having watched figure skating four years ago, and having never heard of Ilia Malinin as recently as one week ago.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ITS QUAD GOD TIME BABY
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:49 PM
My favorite part of watching Olympic figure skating is the crowd insisting on clapping off beat to every single song
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so fucking good
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I really have to lock in to meet some deadlines today and tomorrow but Rally Sweden and the Olympics are on all day so
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Happy Rally Sweden day!! #WRC
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Just found out Ilia Malinin THE QUAD GOD is a student at George Mason which means that if he wins the gold medal it’s technically a gold medal for the A10
February 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The French judge is making me hungry for god damn freedom fries
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx
February 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
As a Bills fan it’s great to watch the Patriots lose but even better to watch Stefon Diggs lose
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Seahawks win
Fuck ice
Go bills
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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For me, if you speak out against how fucked up America is at the Olympics, I’m rooting for you to get gold

If you don’t, I’m pretty ambivalent about it cause this country fucking blows. But I’ll golf clap

If I know u wanna ball wash Trump (see USA hockey team) you ain’t getting a cheer from me
The president is now attacking a US Olympian as a “Loser” and misrepresenting his words for his mild unspecified criticisms about things going on in the US right now.
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
So carolina can storm the court before time was added back but when the Bonnies did it years ago it was a technical foul
February 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
ITS QUAD GOD TIME
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
The woman’s 3000 meter speed skating final is absolutely electric!
February 7, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The hardest line in traitors history was spoken by Rob this week:

“I don’t fill silence. That’s not when I speak.”

God damn, son.
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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my mom’s getting into Bad Bunny on principle
February 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Below Deck Down Under is not, in fact, down under at all
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
My fav place is the comments of a video of, I dunno, SGA taking six steps without a dribble and there are thousands of comments arguing about whether or not it’s a travel. It’s always a travel.
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
The captions of Instagram Reels lately been like:

“The Coinage Act of 1792 introduced the U.S. dollar at par with the Spanish silver dollar, divided it into 100 cents, and authorized the minting of coins denominated in dollars and cents.”
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Candiace: This was buffoonery of the most epic proportions.

Girl, your "throw away" vote was far more foolish than anything Rob did. #TheTraitorsUS
January 30, 2026 at 3:11 AM