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Former Gov Funded Psyop
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's like a pitch for some horrible reality tv show except it might be actual reality.....

What happens when you mix paralyzing indecision from Chinese government officials with the unhinged fascism of the Trump Administration?
I’m sorry, but China can’t even agree on what China wants to do in the world, do you think they’re gonna agree with us about what they wanna do???
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Swap out the WH Press Corp with Kodiak Bears
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The turkeys frying now if I could only get the carbon monoxide detector to shut up
just gotta get the bird out the freezer and we should be good to eat soon
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by Joe
He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DNI may have stolen this idea
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Let's compromise at "no" to that haircut
🇭🇺‼️🇺🇦 Szijjártó: Yes to Serbia’s EU membership. No to Ukraine’s EU membership. This is Hungary’s position.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Looks like a box for in-school suspension
Airport timeout in Osaka.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Burkes4ever
Going to wait for @gigansprogress.bsky.social to reference pee dee eff on what this means, but it sounds bad for the Navy so I'll give it a provisional "el oh el".

*US NAVY CURTAILS FRIGATE PROGRAM TO TWO VESSELS FROM SIX
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Glass-house, meet stone
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Turkey seeks pardon from turkey
THEN I SAID “MAYBE THIS YEAR THE TURKEY SHOULD’VE PARDONED ME” AND MY LAWYERS JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND LEFT THE ROOM.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Okay, I'll grant him the point about taking off your shoes on the plane
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
People are confused

Thanksgiving is delicious

Roasting a whole bird just has little margin for error
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Change in policy on weapons exports?

"The US is selling a big amount of weapons to NATO and we cannot do that forever"
"He deserves a great amount of credit for the extensive amount of credit for the extensive amount of time and energy he has put into solving this war" -- Leavitt wants to give Trump a participation award for trying to end Russia's war on Ukraine
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There were signs
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I hate Illinois Nazis, Charlie Brown.
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Is Montagnard an option?
also interesting the people who choose "not political" as a tag on the hinge profile
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Brilliant
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Opa!!!
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Anyone able to diagram this logic?
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is he this stupid?

Just playing to the crowd?

Both?
Yale Law galaxy brain
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by Joe
There was a significant volcanic eruption in the Afar region of Ethiopia near the Erta Ale volcano today. METEOSAT-IODC weather satellite picked up imagery of the ash cloud moving east over the Red Sea and Yemen.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Joe
The moment of the eruption of Hayli Gubbi (the first time in at least 10,000 years) as seen from ground level.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM