Senator Meow
@senatormeow.bsky.social
He's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. Plundie Nominee 2018. An idiosyncratic Twitter personality (Ohio Capital Journal).
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Alright, I've made a list and checked it twice. The 6th Annual Christmas Challenge is hereby set. Marking the largest Challenge to date, all who seek the coveted trinket will have tomorrow, 11/28, to 12/31 to watch all 77 selected works. I have spoken.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
me this month like
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
me this month like
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Eyes Wide Shut but replace Tom Cruise with Tim Robinson
December 23, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Eyes Wide Shut but replace Tom Cruise with Tim Robinson
pass
Now playing (06:15 PM PST):
"Ghosts of Mars" (2001)
By John Carpenter
Runtime: 98 min.
"Ghosts of Mars" (2001)
By John Carpenter
Runtime: 98 min.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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call me when they invent artificial dumbass
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
call me when they invent artificial dumbass
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guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:
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More than 10,000 Ohioans could return to homelessness due to a federal funding policy change for local homeless assistance programs, advocates warn. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/12/05/t...
Thousands of Ohioans could face homelessness because of federal policy change • Ohio Capital Journal
More than 10,000 Ohioans could return to homelessness due to a federal funding policy change for local homeless assistance programs, advocates warn.
ohiocapitaljournal.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
More than 10,000 Ohioans could return to homelessness due to a federal funding policy change for local homeless assistance programs, advocates warn. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/12/05/t...
it is so funny and frustrating to me that two of my favorites this year (One Battle After Another, The Chair Company) are just shy of being a Christmas thing
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it is so funny and frustrating to me that two of my favorites this year (One Battle After Another, The Chair Company) are just shy of being a Christmas thing
Need a break from the holiday watching? Check this out, now on the Plex
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Need a break from the holiday watching? Check this out, now on the Plex
It's that time! The Loser of the Year for the Christmas Challenge 2025, the last film unwatched by anyone, is Communion! Neither its evocative poster nor promises of Walken in a winter wonderland could draw eyes away from all the other options. Chalk it up as a Close Encounter of the Spurned Kind.
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It's that time! The Loser of the Year for the Christmas Challenge 2025, the last film unwatched by anyone, is Communion! Neither its evocative poster nor promises of Walken in a winter wonderland could draw eyes away from all the other options. Chalk it up as a Close Encounter of the Spurned Kind.
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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total Kojima victory
A man named Weathers just read the weather on MPR News
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
total Kojima victory
haters will become my tailgaters when i play in the super bowl of success
December 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
haters will become my tailgaters when i play in the super bowl of success
love actually is all around me tbh
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
love actually is all around me tbh
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as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
as always, remember how Nancy Pelosi rallied the entire democratic establishment to help this guy barely win his primary against pro-choice progressive Jessica Cisneros
eh. it's no Flintstones phone
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December 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
eh. it's no Flintstones phone
looking at the work calendar for the rest of the year
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
looking at the work calendar for the rest of the year
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A Jimmy Durante classic!
December 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A Jimmy Durante classic!
me putting Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-Palooza Christmas Luau and Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence into the same Christmas Challenge like
a man in a yellow suit is pouring liquid into a beaker .
Alt: Walter White cooking
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
me putting Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-Palooza Christmas Luau and Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence into the same Christmas Challenge like
tough to even get everyone in one shot sometimes
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
tough to even get everyone in one shot sometimes
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finally, i can begin. @senatormeow.bsky.social christmas challenge 2025 engage
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
finally, i can begin. @senatormeow.bsky.social christmas challenge 2025 engage
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Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey.
December 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey.
[incredibly Clark Griswold voice as I look out at the snow-covered road] can't believe nobody's plowed me yet. what's the point of all this blowing I'm doing if I'm not getting plowed?
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
[incredibly Clark Griswold voice as I look out at the snow-covered road] can't believe nobody's plowed me yet. what's the point of all this blowing I'm doing if I'm not getting plowed?
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time to get completely nude and dream of a better tomorrow
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
time to get completely nude and dream of a better tomorrow