Flemme4Dutch
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if abortions arent safe, then you arent either.
dumb as hell but in a boring way. VLR. Jewish.
as dutch as you; unless youre dutch.
she/her
if abortions arent safe, then you arent either.
dumb as hell but in a boring way. VLR. Jewish.
as dutch as you; unless youre dutch.
she/her
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I feel like 50-80% of "traditional gender roles" are things invented for marketing campaigns back in the 50s
December 19, 2023 at 9:19 PM
I feel like 50-80% of "traditional gender roles" are things invented for marketing campaigns back in the 50s
im not sayin im on a list, but my targeted ads are for lab chemicals that make fertilizer explosive
December 19, 2023 at 8:05 AM
im not sayin im on a list, but my targeted ads are for lab chemicals that make fertilizer explosive
try that in a small town; i say after getting mcdonalds after 7:30pm on a weekend
December 17, 2023 at 4:55 PM
try that in a small town; i say after getting mcdonalds after 7:30pm on a weekend
i actually think all the "ive been cancelled" stand ups are really brave. its hard to tell a joke with no punchline that also isnt funny
December 16, 2023 at 7:21 PM
i actually think all the "ive been cancelled" stand ups are really brave. its hard to tell a joke with no punchline that also isnt funny
i thought chun li was from mortal kombat?
"mr president, dva has dropped to third"
"call the ftc. allow microsoft to buy blizzard. inform microsoft that they have one year to correct this or we will seize the company"
"call the ftc. allow microsoft to buy blizzard. inform microsoft that they have one year to correct this or we will seize the company"
December 16, 2023 at 7:20 PM
i thought chun li was from mortal kombat?
youll never guess what this is replying to
It’s easy to be snarky, but the Palestinian conflict is related to this post in someways. We have a generation of young that get their information & opinions from each other as filtered through corporation radio aka the internet.
The same radio that says U can only be happy consuming $500k a year
The same radio that says U can only be happy consuming $500k a year
December 16, 2023 at 2:33 AM
youll never guess what this is replying to
to the 6'2" tall lady in doc martins in front of me at the grocery store buying 4 bottles of wine; hey whats up
December 15, 2023 at 11:07 PM
to the 6'2" tall lady in doc martins in front of me at the grocery store buying 4 bottles of wine; hey whats up
the Flowers music video by Miley cyrus is art because its filmed in like 256:81
December 15, 2023 at 1:53 AM
the Flowers music video by Miley cyrus is art because its filmed in like 256:81
pls run for governor
December 14, 2023 at 9:49 PM
pls run for governor
i wanna make my personality "i cant make you cum"
any tips?
any tips?
December 14, 2023 at 6:10 PM
i wanna make my personality "i cant make you cum"
any tips?
any tips?
what the fuck is wrong with the stock market lmao
December 14, 2023 at 4:54 AM
what the fuck is wrong with the stock market lmao
oh you use coffee to wake up? thats cool, i use the sound of my cat heaving right next to me in bed. ive never felt less alive and more awake
December 12, 2023 at 10:38 AM
oh you use coffee to wake up? thats cool, i use the sound of my cat heaving right next to me in bed. ive never felt less alive and more awake
semiweekly, 2 times within 7 days
biweekly, 1 time every 14 days
biweekly, 1 time every 14 days
Can we all just agree that “biweekly” means every other week, and “twice-weekly” means twice a week? Or better yet, just get rid of “biweekly” altogether?
December 8, 2023 at 3:12 PM
semiweekly, 2 times within 7 days
biweekly, 1 time every 14 days
biweekly, 1 time every 14 days
the wicker man 2006 is honestly a utopia. id give everything to join the cop killing all female cult on a beautiful island
the perfect society
the perfect society
December 8, 2023 at 6:40 AM
the wicker man 2006 is honestly a utopia. id give everything to join the cop killing all female cult on a beautiful island
the perfect society
the perfect society
have any of you seen the documentary about the making of adderall?
its called "Lucy"
its called "Lucy"
December 7, 2023 at 8:24 PM
have any of you seen the documentary about the making of adderall?
its called "Lucy"
its called "Lucy"
we pet our pets but we dont wife our wives. makes you think
December 6, 2023 at 8:33 PM
we pet our pets but we dont wife our wives. makes you think
so do we all raise cats who are kinda exactly like us? or is that just me
December 6, 2023 at 4:01 PM
so do we all raise cats who are kinda exactly like us? or is that just me
you think your life is hard? imagine being an adult cat who is baby talked to by every adult person you meet. yeah, life doesnt seem so hard now does it
December 5, 2023 at 11:58 PM
you think your life is hard? imagine being an adult cat who is baby talked to by every adult person you meet. yeah, life doesnt seem so hard now does it
remaining wisconsin sober (just alcohol) is gonna be such a boring couple weeks
December 5, 2023 at 12:04 AM
remaining wisconsin sober (just alcohol) is gonna be such a boring couple weeks
i have been asked to pet sit 3 different cats
December 4, 2023 at 12:27 AM
i have been asked to pet sit 3 different cats
how do i teach my cat what love is without tipping the scales? if i greet her with love, well then its a greeting. if i do it when petting, then its petting.
if i reward her for expressing it, then its rewarding
if i reward her for expressing it, then its rewarding
December 3, 2023 at 7:05 PM
how do i teach my cat what love is without tipping the scales? if i greet her with love, well then its a greeting. if i do it when petting, then its petting.
if i reward her for expressing it, then its rewarding
if i reward her for expressing it, then its rewarding
as time goes on, ive gone from "aww cute cat" to "i love your cat" to "im going to take your cat"
i wonder what my next, scarier evolution will be!
"i found your address and work schedule and will be stopping by at this time to collect your cat"
in my defense, stop having cute cats i love
i wonder what my next, scarier evolution will be!
"i found your address and work schedule and will be stopping by at this time to collect your cat"
in my defense, stop having cute cats i love
December 3, 2023 at 6:16 AM
as time goes on, ive gone from "aww cute cat" to "i love your cat" to "im going to take your cat"
i wonder what my next, scarier evolution will be!
"i found your address and work schedule and will be stopping by at this time to collect your cat"
in my defense, stop having cute cats i love
i wonder what my next, scarier evolution will be!
"i found your address and work schedule and will be stopping by at this time to collect your cat"
in my defense, stop having cute cats i love
its okay to be different (hot)
December 3, 2023 at 12:03 AM
its okay to be different (hot)
fell asleep on my new favorite social media app (the kroger grocery app)
December 2, 2023 at 1:20 PM
fell asleep on my new favorite social media app (the kroger grocery app)