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The cat that ate the caLarry (header is giant cat in clouds with dead Twitter bird in mouth)
No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
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No Mud No Lotus 🌸
South Jersey Girl 🌊 in Utah ⛷️
#GoBirds 🦅 SBLIX 🏆
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@jodingerscat.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I'm extremely close to my exasperation date
If a woman with too many cats is called a crazy cat lady, what is a woman with too many dogs called? Nonexistent.
September 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If a woman with too many cats is called a crazy cat lady, what is a woman with too many dogs called? Nonexistent.
If only you were my phone screen, you'd have been smashed long before now, patriarchy
July 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
If only you were my phone screen, you'd have been smashed long before now, patriarchy
When you're in bed debating if the snacks in your kitchen are worth getting up for ...
July 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
When you're in bed debating if the snacks in your kitchen are worth getting up for ...
"Armed and Dangerous" at 56 is me sauntering out of the garden center with my mosquito repellant plants
July 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Armed and Dangerous" at 56 is me sauntering out of the garden center with my mosquito repellant plants
St. Rip is the patron saint of Patrón
St. Ork is the patron saint of babies.
St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.
June 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
St. Rip is the patron saint of Patrón
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St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.
June 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.
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St. Ork is the patron saint of babies.
St. Ain is the patron saint of laundry.
June 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
St. Ork is the patron saint of babies.
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If I were an apple, do you think I would be a funnycrisp?
June 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If I were an apple, do you think I would be a funnycrisp?
June 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Even though I'm the only one who drives my car, I have to adjust the mirrors and air directions EVERY TIME
May 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Even though I'm the only one who drives my car, I have to adjust the mirrors and air directions EVERY TIME
Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitchin to me still hits
May 10, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Go on and cry in your coffee but don't come bitchin to me still hits
If it's so amazing for you why isn't it called the G.O.A.T.meal?
May 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If it's so amazing for you why isn't it called the G.O.A.T.meal?
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I didn't have an imaginary friend as a child, but my mum liked to pretend that I did.
April 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I didn't have an imaginary friend as a child, but my mum liked to pretend that I did.
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I couldn't possibly eat anymore candy unless it's another kind of candy
April 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I couldn't possibly eat anymore candy unless it's another kind of candy
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Breaking: our sources in the Vatican tell us the talent round has ended, eliminating several candidates, including a cardinal who performed "Kumbaya" on a recorder. The pope hopefuls now move on to the swimsuit competition
May 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Breaking: our sources in the Vatican tell us the talent round has ended, eliminating several candidates, including a cardinal who performed "Kumbaya" on a recorder. The pope hopefuls now move on to the swimsuit competition
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Every single day, that bloated carcass of a president goes out looking the way he does, yet every article is "Have you seen Pamela Anderson???" who merely stopped wearing makeup.
May 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Every single day, that bloated carcass of a president goes out looking the way he does, yet every article is "Have you seen Pamela Anderson???" who merely stopped wearing makeup.
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*shifting everything from Friday’s to-do list over to Monday’s to-do list*
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
*shifting everything from Friday’s to-do list over to Monday’s to-do list*
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Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator, these are the days of our lives.
May 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Like a fallen ice cube kicked under the refrigerator, these are the days of our lives.
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Hey Ladies, I used to Fight for My Right to party all the way To the 5 Boroughs but now I'm lucky if I can make it to Brooklyn on no sleep. I used to be Sure Shot but now it feels like Sabotage.
- Paul Revere
- Paul Revere
May 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hey Ladies, I used to Fight for My Right to party all the way To the 5 Boroughs but now I'm lucky if I can make it to Brooklyn on no sleep. I used to be Sure Shot but now it feels like Sabotage.
- Paul Revere
- Paul Revere
"Each piece of laundry must be folded as soon as it comes out of the dryer" and other songs by Doechii
May 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
"Each piece of laundry must be folded as soon as it comes out of the dryer" and other songs by Doechii
What's the point of dressing in black, if not to make the cat hairs pop?
April 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What's the point of dressing in black, if not to make the cat hairs pop?
Move along, nothing to eat here
~ sign in my kitchen
~ sign in my kitchen
March 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Move along, nothing to eat here
~ sign in my kitchen
~ sign in my kitchen