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[Halo3] #274 The Storm (84)
January 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM
[Halo3] #274 The Storm (84)
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
we did it! a perfectly structured democracy. it's got checks, it's got balances. this thing is made to last. there's only one weakness: bad guys. if somehow some bad guys who don't care about decorum got elected they could basically just tip the whole thing over. luckily such men are unelectable
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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I want to help make a government that isn’t evil and works so well that you don’t really think about it
I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for in a politician but not having every day be a nightmare of horrors would be pretty high up so someone should run on that
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I want to help make a government that isn’t evil and works so well that you don’t really think about it
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The Dems’ fear of being called a bunch of pansies for not supporting an illegal military operation once again proves that it’s just gender all the way down
January 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The Dems’ fear of being called a bunch of pansies for not supporting an illegal military operation once again proves that it’s just gender all the way down
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The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The Mayor of New York City @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social has released a statement:
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MSNBC has a new name but don’t worry, it has the same great taste of 20 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
MSNBC has a new name but don’t worry, it has the same great taste of 20 years ago
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
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Fucked up and let Instagram know that I like political shit and I like gay shit so now I am sentenced to see posts like this forever
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Fucked up and let Instagram know that I like political shit and I like gay shit so now I am sentenced to see posts like this forever
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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January 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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Everything I've learned about Bari Weiss has been under duress
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Everything I've learned about Bari Weiss has been under duress
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My chronically offline husband stumbled into the people who think Godzilla is good because its "non-political", and I'm currently watching him have an aneurysm lol
"THESE FUCKING CASUALS! ITS ABOUT NUCLEAR TESTING! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POLITICS DOESNT MEAN IT ISN'T THERE!"
"THESE FUCKING CASUALS! ITS ABOUT NUCLEAR TESTING! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POLITICS DOESNT MEAN IT ISN'T THERE!"
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
My chronically offline husband stumbled into the people who think Godzilla is good because its "non-political", and I'm currently watching him have an aneurysm lol
"THESE FUCKING CASUALS! ITS ABOUT NUCLEAR TESTING! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POLITICS DOESNT MEAN IT ISN'T THERE!"
"THESE FUCKING CASUALS! ITS ABOUT NUCLEAR TESTING! JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POLITICS DOESNT MEAN IT ISN'T THERE!"
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
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I hope 2026 is kind to us all
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I hope 2026 is kind to us all
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Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
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In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
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many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
many current problems began when people started trusting computer. you must never trust computer. computer is the machine that hates you