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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 11h

If the world did not have Americans, you would need to invent them.

Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 22h

Every single time one of the people I follow talks about their experience being even slightly famous on social media, it makes me so glad for my obscurity.

Visibility is not always a blessing.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2d

i am very exhausted by disinformation about the cost of transition healthcare. it costs less than $100 for 1-2 years of hormones, depending on your exact sourcing. presenting HRT as impossibly expensive and inaccessible to people who need HRT but don't know how is equivalent to medical gatekeeping.

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winterized cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 2d

my theory of transness and queerdom does not view the closet as anything but an extremely negative space you're forced into, and some people get really really really upset that said theory doesn't center them, and the only thing i have to say about that is: come out or shut the fuck up

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winterized cyberdoll @dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online · 2d

your choice to remain trapped does not give you permission to dictate the terms of other people who took the leap of faith into coming out. your pain is not a hall pass to tell people who are out what to do and how to do it and how to talk about themselves and each other. simple as.

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Nicole Saltesi @nacl.sh · 2d

see u later, epilator / in a while, autogynephile

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Pink Trans Supernova 🏳️‍⚧️ @pinknovahtx.bsky.social · 2d

A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying “it was made for me!” And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now it’s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

The ruling class has had 20 years to come up with something better than “buy less avocado toast” to explain why you can’t afford a house. And they’ve opted to just play the old hits.

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 4d

Depends on if you’ve read (kimmy)

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

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Bohdan &%@#ing Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · Dec 26

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · Dec 25

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia

Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

www.newsweek.com

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 6d

Insta serves me basically:
1) work clothing, like work gloves and insulated hats and
2) very sexy lingerie.

They’re not wrong, either

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 8d

left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism?

right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 8d

Sexy PGE San Bruno Explosion, oof

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 11d

the plan lacked something in sophistication, you say?

Edited far side cartoon. A cow wearing a jeweled crown and necklaces stands behind a table with an angle grinder and 3 other crude lumpy tools. In the background is a corner of The Louvre with a vehicle-mounted ladder extended up to a second floor balcony. Caption reads, "Louvre tools."

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 12d

Have you considered sucking the farts out of my asshole?

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 12d

Oh my GOD.

At 4:10 p.m., she texted me: "By the way-everything | ever sent you is off record. You're not a journalist so it's weird saying that but just letting you know."
I responded: "I'm sorry, but that's not how this works.
You don't get to say that in retrospect."
Halligan was unpersuaded: "Yes, I do. Off record."
"I am really sorry. I would have been happy to speak with you on an off the record basis had you asked," I said. "But you didn't ask, and I still haven't agreed to speak on that basis. Do you have any further comment for the story?
To my surprise, she kept going: "It's obvious the whole convo is off record. There's disappearing messages and it's on signal. What is your story? You never told me about a story."
I didn't respond. It was time to publish my story. I'II text it to her.

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 13d

Brown Betty with a Bosc
Bramble jam
Bartletts got soft
Bramble jam

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chelsea bridge 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 15d

if you're trans you have to stay alive. i do make the rules

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 15d

Every parade has the right to exist

Spider-Man float eating Uncle Sam floats ass like it was aunt May’s special 4th of July 3 bean casserole

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 15d

Aw gosh my heart bleeds for those poor landlords. Ah well, parasites can’t always win.

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 16d

This is why I think glinner can still beat out Elon for “World’s Most Divorced Man”. Elon may have a greater reach, but glinner has history on his side.

Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 16d

Opening scene of a show. Text on the screen reads “Tonight’s episode: The Writer’s Barely-Disguised Fetish”

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 17d

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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Monstrous Regimen @thedrdonna.bsky.social · 17d

Damn