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Tired of Capitalism, tired of Fascism, and tired of being tired.

18 U.S. Code § 242 absolutist.

they/them
Total sensory overload at this work dinner. I want to be in bed.
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It really doesn't say good things about media literacy when DJs play I Will Follow You Into The Dark at funerals.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The people who stocked this vacation rental with 1-ply need to get on the same page as the people who installed the hot tub. I refuse to believe that my butthole deserves opulent luxury but not basic comfort.
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Love to have to look up how to escape the vehicle taking me home from the airport in the event that it crashes and loses power to operate the doors.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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hope this helps:

alias adhd="git add . && git commit -m \"stash wip\" && git checkout -"
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This looks less like a kink thing and more of a thing you do when you want your trafficked girls to be pretty without giving them a chance to tell someone what's going on. With a side of creep. futurism.com/future-socie...
New Photos Show That Epstein's Island Contained the Creepiest Dentist's Facility We've Ever Seen
The photos provide a never before seen glimpse of Jeffrey Epstein's island compound, with some creepy finds.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
They haven't even gotten to all the Nazi shit yet. This is just for selling blue check marks after they had been established as meaning identity had been verified. www.politico.eu/article/eu-s...
EU slaps €120M fine on Elon Musk’s X, straining ties with US
US vice president says EU should not be ‘attacking American companies over garbage.’
www.politico.eu
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
He'll switch back to Ubuntu within the week.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Based on the discourse on even more cursed social networks, it would appear that memory safety is woke, and real men cast all their pointers to void* to fix compiler errors. (They don't actually maintain open source projects, but the maintainers owe them compliance in this matter.)
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm not sure if it's the weight I've already lost or the metabolic effects of calorie restriction, but I cannot handle it being less than 70F/21C in the house this year.

On the plus side, my cat's favorite place to be is sitting on my legs, so I think I'll make it through the winter.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I assume most officers in SOCOM already don't vacation in Rome Convention countries, but someone needs to make an example out of one of them. Make the Pentagon schedule remedial classes on the laws of armed conflict.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I prefer the frame "Is ChatGPT less conscious than the people who think it's conscious?" to which there's a straight-faced argument that the answer is "no" without denigrating the consciousness of the rest of us.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Honestly it's not really surprising that the creator of a framework that's mostly used for API glue these days is really excited about tech that sucks at everything except writing API glue for you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I logged on for the first time in 24 hours and people are obliquely referring to something horrible that they regret seeing, so I'm just going to go to sleep and not find out what it was.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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The worst thing Pam Bondi can do in the Epstein case is move too quickly.

by Merrick Garland
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I had been tempted for weeks to short Nvidia, but I was reminded of the quote often attributed to Keynes that "Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent."
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every 3 months they bring out Jensen Huang and if he sees his shadow we get 3 more months of AI bubble. The lighting guy is responsible for 30% of the notional value of the S&P 500.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM