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jerrified.bsky.social
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who gives a damn about being verified. we all want to be jerrified.

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show us how jerry has engaged with you and we will award you with the label
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February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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So many universes and not a single one where Jerry is verified
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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you miss 100% of the checks you don't jerry
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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well what's the harm in trying
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Every society requires its commonalities. We decided that for Bsky it is being Jerrified
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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how did we get here, as a society.
getting jerrified for farting would be an honor.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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getting jerrified for farting would be an honor.
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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in retrospect this campaign from the early 2000s did immeasurable damage
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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(sees a mutual who doesn't have a @jerrified.bsky.social label) are you mad at me
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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h—how
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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bsky may be experiencing bouts of instability due to their quarterly "what happens if we accidentally verify jerry" fire drill. it's important to practice these things
February 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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wait how did the muppet show get jerrified before you
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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wow thank you mr antetokounmpo
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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i'm not jerryist. i have a lot of friends who are @jerrified.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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@JerryVerificationHQ
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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A future kid sitting in class on the @jcsalterego.bsky.social module of this semester of Internet History. "Here on page 559 you can see the gradual transition between the 'x could fix me' era into what scholars now call the 'unverifiable' era. Much is still unknown about this transition."
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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this is my personal groundhog day
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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(march for billionaires voice) verification for jerries
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Works now, thanks.

For anyone reading, you have to drop the @ into the chat page, no DM button appears on labeller accounts.
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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not me though
congrats you're the 200th Jerrified user!
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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what a shame
January 30, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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excuse me WHAT @jerrified.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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if you are waiting for your like in the replies of this post, STAY IN LINE
show us how jerry has engaged with you and we will award you with the label
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM