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Josephine Jellybean

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She/they 🏳️‍⚧️ British, residing in New Orleans. In potentia.

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Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 4d

It's not that I have executive dysfunction. It's that I don't have an executive at all. I'm an anarchist cooperative made largely of mice and other assorted rodents

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 6m

Economy remained fucked, and he tried to lie about it because it was slightly less fucked than when he took over. He abused Harris' loyalty, worked with the DNC to deny a platform to the successor we were promised, clung to power while losing his faculties, and doomed us to a second Trump term.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 9m

He abandoned international law, he actively assisted a genocide, he pretended the pandemic was over and withdrew resources, he increased ICE's budget and kept children in cages, he abandoned Afghanistan, he abandoned the LGBTQ community, he praised police brutality and removed civic freedoms.....

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Byline Times @bylinetimes.bsky.social · 1h

🔴The Reform Backlash: Caerphilly By-Election Result Shows Nigel Farage’s Party Is Much Weaker Than It Looks

Despite widespread media predictions of a Reform victory on Thursday, Farage’s defeat shows his party continues to be overestimated, argues @adambienkov.bsky.social

The Reform Backlash: Caerphilly By-Election Result Shows Nigel Farage’s Party Is Much Weaker Than It Looks

Despite widespread media predictions of a Reform victory on Thursday, Farage's defeat shows his party continues to be overestimated, argues Adam Bienkov

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Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 44m

That's not a grammatically comprehensible question.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 45m

Because he appears to have little in the way of an interior world and actively ignores the little he does.

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Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 50m

Sounds like you don't have a clue what you're talking about tbh

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 6h

In fact it is chihuahuas

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

Are Vance and Miller really going to let Trump fuck up the place they'll be hiding once the shit really hits the fan? Or is this them using Trump's expected recklessness to cover for deepening that bunker? You could fit a lot under that ballroom...

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

I assume flying a drone over the White House is like hacking a federal agency; there's folks who could do it, less so get away with it. Who's going to risk being sentenced for treason by this regime for a few photos?

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

He can meet an oncoming train, otherwise don't bother printing a damn thing about the clown

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

It isn't a debate, it's rape.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

This is unforgivable, but his critique of Harris's objectively horrendous campaign and platform remains valid. We can throw him out right after we've defenestrated the entire DNC in-crowd.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

These arguments are what make or break a marriage 😆

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 7h

But then I never would've met my wife 😫

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10h

I wish people defended smeared victims of sexual violence the way they defend problematic male candidates for office

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Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 8h

I will pirate and enjoy those movies and forgive nothing.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 8h

The heart of Star Wars is that there is no Good or Evil. There are just people, and choices, and will, and acceptance.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 8h

They should just make an original indie sci fi project and show Disney how it's done

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 8h

People over hype TLJ's subversion - it never actually subverted the mythos or the heart of the story, only the cliche expectations of the audience. For me it is the most Star Wars film of the whole lot. While the lack of plan did doom things, TFA+TLJ still left a great set-up...but JJ shat the bed.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 8h

Still holding strong with RotJ, it being #1 was one of the first things my wife and I bonded over. And then TLJ as #2, which makes us a very rare pair 😅

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 11h

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

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Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 12h

We do not need more Fettermen.

Senate Gabe @senategabe.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah again, this is not how it goes down for normal people.

100% not on the level.

Chicken Puppet @chickenpuppet.online · 14h

Completely unknown outsider with a supposed ideology that the party has spent the last decade fighting at all costs is now attracting Obama guys

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 1d

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

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headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight
by yasmin tayag

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Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 13h

If you're completely ignorant about the wealth of different political philosophies with approaches to resolving economic inequality you need to pick up a textbook, not loiter on social media asking vague and empty questions.

Josephine Jellybean @josephinejellybean.bsky.social · 17h

It's a fascinating read 😬 If it was satire it'd win awards