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Collecting and dispensing entropy.
Profile picture is not me.

All my followers are bots until proven otherwise.
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🎶🎵"Meet the bossa nova. Same as the bossa velha"🎵🎶
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A rare case of a great landing (you can reuse the airframe after landing) that wasn't necessarily also a good landing (you can walk away from the airframe after landing).
“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Was looking through my steam library to see what I need to add to the backlog and forgot I changed Yakuza 0's cover art to this
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Hey Archimedes, would you do me a solid?
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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"rats" is a palindrome of "star".
Think about that before you gaze longingly down or up at either.
January 29, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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pulled pork is goated when remembering to throw all the ingredients in the slow cooker six hours ago is the vibe
January 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Please consider changing your fingerprint.

Your fingerprint will expire in 15 days. To avoid login issues please change your fingerprint before its expiration. Please include a minimum of 12 distinctive features, including at least 1 whorl, 2 plain or tainted arches, and a loop.
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Ave Mario
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Bing has blocked neocities and all user subdomains from its search index.

We’ve spent months trying to resolve this through official channels and gotten nowhere.

Until this gets resolved, we are recommending that people do not use Bing.

Blog post with details: blog.neocities.org/blog/2026/01...
Neocities Is Blocked by Bing
Over the past few months, the Bing search engine has completely blocked the domain neocities.org, including the front site and all user subdomains (example.n...
blog.neocities.org
January 28, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Paying for an ESTA off my card contactless.
Call me a VISA waver.
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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I swear if Yoshi touches or eats a fire flower in the Super Mario Galaxy movie, I am going to reanimate all of this on my PC.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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beyond belief: fact or fiction canonically takes place entirely on the holodeck
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Stannous steel.
January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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going to the .DS_store, anyone need anything?
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Every PCB I design is like a child to me.
It's my own Gerber baby.
January 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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set my discord note under my profile as "literally me" and spent a solid minute laughing to myself about it
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Not a massive fan of the Vatican, and usually think long delayed sequels aren't warranted, but Vatican II really turned that whole thing around.
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Cream of Tartarus.
January 26, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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the sega saturn has some mind blowing graphics
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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word rotators
Was editing and noticed that if you rotate-left "those" you get "ethos". Was curious how many of these are in English. Big dicts have a lot of junk, and most endings in "s" are for plurals. Here's a good list of rotwords.
January 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Stolen car that's such a piece of crap it's petty theft auto.
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Big fan of this website automatically attaching images if you drop a direct link to one into the post composer.

Discovered it completely by accident. Now I can stop accumulating images on my PC just because I want to post them.
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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quote of the day

"Daniel Stenberg, the main developer of one of the most useful cURL tools"
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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im in the house like carpet
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM