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who gives a damn about being verified. we all want to be jerrified.

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we'll get your hubs jerrified soon enough

Jerrified!
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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So many universes and not a single one where Jerry is verified
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
haha diedrich bader is pretty active on bsky

Jerrified!
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
good news jerry we reviewed your jerrification status and ███
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
100% jerrified!
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
for alexis we can make an exception. nobody else, though
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
jerry's funny, how? funny like a clown?

Jerrified!
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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you miss 100% of the checks you don't jerry
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
for legal reasons you are now Jerrified!
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
is it just screenshots of people saying "jerry no"??

Jerrified!
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
updated your settings, you're Jerrified!
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
listen up 5's, a jerrified account is posting

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
i think getting jerrified only makes you more likely to be stuck in the posting factory

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
thank you laurel

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
moving a step even further away from jerrification...
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
🤢

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
David, affirmative

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
jerrifartied!
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Every society requires its commonalities. We decided that for Bsky it is being Jerrified
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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getting jerrified for farting would be an honor.
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
brb federating your diary

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
we don't generally support encouraging him, but we'll make an exception

Jerrified!
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM