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Jeff Abbott
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NYT bestselling thriller author. Summer Reading Picks by GOOD MORNING AMERICA, THE TODAY SHOW, O MAGAZINE, & USA TODAY. #1 Audible best-seller. Husband, father, Rice Owl, Arsenal, New Orleans Saints, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 / 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 / 🇩🇰 hybrid
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
DARLENE LOVE IS 84!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Please cast Elaine Hendrix in many things
Elaine Hendrix (The evil stepmom from The Parent Trap) casually jamming to Lil Jon.

#MacysThanksgivingParade
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
DJ Geoffrey >>>> Lil Jon

Never thought I’d type these words
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
RUNNING UP THAT HILL not on my list for Macy’s parade music ever
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Yes
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
there's an introduction to being Episcopalian/Anglican where a bishop recounts a story of his small child proudly showing off their Pilgrim costume and bishop jokingly asks 'why are you dressed as the enemy?'

anyway Happy Thanksgiving, splitters
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i am slowly deluding myself into believing if i got a linux laptop i would only use it for writing, no internet surfing or research or targeting my sworn enemies
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i finished a massive rewrite of a book (now done and will be out next year) and honestly it felt like a miracle. i've never been so scattered
Hey, props to writers who got literally anything done this year.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
we really need charming threads right now, and this is one. Delightful. Happy Thanksgiving!
OK - pie discourse - best pie story:

In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*

The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.

/1
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the state of my writing day:
closer to finishing a draft of a short story that i'd outlined, but part of outline fell apart, & so now the story aside from the narrative is full of notes:
(go back and put detail in earlier)
(move this scene up earlier so it makes sense)
(merge these two people) /1
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I love HEB (very well run TX grocery chain). With 20,000+ people under a boil water notice they've got pallets of water right at the front (they did have to shut down their seafood section--no ice). Whether a local issue like this or a major hurricane response they are ON IT
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
with our water outage i saw people on FB asking ChatGPT about it and whether their neighborhood was affected, like it was a currently reliable news source (they kept getting bad info)
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I still think about this sometimes, and wonder how many of the 12 books the friend liked.
A customer just came into the shop and bought 12 books for her friend’s birthday. She’s going to wrap them individually and write a different month of the year on each one, so her friend has a new book to read every month until her next birthday. And I think that’s just the most thoughtful gift.
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
we still don't have drinking water but i've chilled a bottle of Alsatian Gewürztraminer to provide hydration
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
just putting the final touches on my "stuffing vs dressing" skeet that will blaze across bluesky like a ragebait comet, back soon
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
honing a super-hot take that combines pie and star wars rankings, back soon
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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CHRISTMAS WITCHER CHRISTMAS WITCHER
Companions of Christmas: MERCURIUS ABU-SIFIN

Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
hey it's like we had a healthy economy that was well recovering for ALL and then something bad happened or policies changed or something hmm
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
under a boil water notice, right before thanksgiving which is fun

no idea when it will be lifted

i think we've all learned a valuable lesson about infrastructure, kids
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM