Top Shelf Bunny Meat
@jeephater3000.bsky.social
Writer, furry, professional dinner
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
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gonna start posting more stories soon (hopefully), so i’ll use this as a masterpost where you can find them
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Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time https://theonion.com/only-college-student-staying-on-campus-planning-saddest-1819574221/
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time https://theonion.com/only-college-student-staying-on-campus-planning-saddest-1819574221/
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November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what’s the difference between a lazy pred and a tired bunnygirl?
a lazy pred isn’t a morning person, but a bunnygirl isn’t a person at all! :)
a lazy pred isn’t a morning person, but a bunnygirl isn’t a person at all! :)
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
what’s the difference between a lazy pred and a tired bunnygirl?
a lazy pred isn’t a morning person, but a bunnygirl isn’t a person at all! :)
a lazy pred isn’t a morning person, but a bunnygirl isn’t a person at all! :)
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you WILL cum but you WILL die
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
you WILL cum but you WILL die
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Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!
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<PATCH NOTES>
• "Binkies" can now be upgraded to "Blinkies" - This allows the rabbit to become invulnerable & invisible for 2 seconds at a time by entering an alternate dimension upon its jump & twist. Note that entering a blinkie will leave a temporary ghost image that can be seen by other rabbits.
• "Binkies" can now be upgraded to "Blinkies" - This allows the rabbit to become invulnerable & invisible for 2 seconds at a time by entering an alternate dimension upon its jump & twist. Note that entering a blinkie will leave a temporary ghost image that can be seen by other rabbits.
November 15, 2024 at 7:37 PM
<PATCH NOTES>
• "Binkies" can now be upgraded to "Blinkies" - This allows the rabbit to become invulnerable & invisible for 2 seconds at a time by entering an alternate dimension upon its jump & twist. Note that entering a blinkie will leave a temporary ghost image that can be seen by other rabbits.
• "Binkies" can now be upgraded to "Blinkies" - This allows the rabbit to become invulnerable & invisible for 2 seconds at a time by entering an alternate dimension upon its jump & twist. Note that entering a blinkie will leave a temporary ghost image that can be seen by other rabbits.
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downstairs neighbor complaint "the dragon burps too loud"
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
downstairs neighbor complaint "the dragon burps too loud"
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casters are supposed to be squishy they said but this sorcerer I ate the other day is -still- digesting
I'm sure they'll run out of mana eventually, maybe I'll have to start slamming my gut against the wall
I'm sure they'll run out of mana eventually, maybe I'll have to start slamming my gut against the wall
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
casters are supposed to be squishy they said but this sorcerer I ate the other day is -still- digesting
I'm sure they'll run out of mana eventually, maybe I'll have to start slamming my gut against the wall
I'm sure they'll run out of mana eventually, maybe I'll have to start slamming my gut against the wall
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She’s full of soul, yum!
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
She’s full of soul, yum!
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Delilah snoring happily, cozily as her stomach churns and smelts you into slop.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Delilah snoring happily, cozily as her stomach churns and smelts you into slop.
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“oh what are you gonna do with a physics degree” i’m banking on the hyper-specific situation in which a pred gives me the ultimatum of “analyze this arbitrary LRC circuit in alternating current or i’ll eat you”. that or teaching at a college maybe.
May 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“oh what are you gonna do with a physics degree” i’m banking on the hyper-specific situation in which a pred gives me the ultimatum of “analyze this arbitrary LRC circuit in alternating current or i’ll eat you”. that or teaching at a college maybe.
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Edible High Elf
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Edible High Elf
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It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It would be extremely cool if a bunch of people called payment processors over Black Friday weekend to ask why they're telling people what they can and can't buy with their own money. This holiday season, give the gift of calling payment processors over Black Friday weekend
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Keep making calls!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Keep making calls!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
This whole weekend from the 27th to monday the 1st needs to have Visa and Mastercard SWAMPED
We need to send the message that we will fuck with their bottom dollar unless they quit targetting adult content creators and sex workers!
this is just what michigan looks like
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this is just what michigan looks like
@gygas2.bsky.social SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@gygas2.bsky.social SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME!!!!!
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If you didn't know, god form Scoop's minimum height is still about 12ft. my irl self for scale >.>
#sizesky #macro/micro
#sizesky #macro/micro
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
If you didn't know, god form Scoop's minimum height is still about 12ft. my irl self for scale >.>
#sizesky #macro/micro
#sizesky #macro/micro
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(expanding brain)
forcefem n.
Forced feminization. A fantasy for cisgenders.
confem n.
Consensual feminization. Fantasy for eggs who need a push.
dubfem n.
Dubiously consensual feminization. Fantasy for traumatized trans women.
femdub n.
Feminized dubization. The creation of a feminized thing.
forcefem n.
Forced feminization. A fantasy for cisgenders.
confem n.
Consensual feminization. Fantasy for eggs who need a push.
dubfem n.
Dubiously consensual feminization. Fantasy for traumatized trans women.
femdub n.
Feminized dubization. The creation of a feminized thing.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
(expanding brain)
forcefem n.
Forced feminization. A fantasy for cisgenders.
confem n.
Consensual feminization. Fantasy for eggs who need a push.
dubfem n.
Dubiously consensual feminization. Fantasy for traumatized trans women.
femdub n.
Feminized dubization. The creation of a feminized thing.
forcefem n.
Forced feminization. A fantasy for cisgenders.
confem n.
Consensual feminization. Fantasy for eggs who need a push.
dubfem n.
Dubiously consensual feminization. Fantasy for traumatized trans women.
femdub n.
Feminized dubization. The creation of a feminized thing.
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BIG TITS
FAT GUT
she/her
UNCUT
FAT GUT
she/her
UNCUT
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
BIG TITS
FAT GUT
she/her
UNCUT
FAT GUT
she/her
UNCUT
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fastfood bathroom breeding
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
fastfood bathroom breeding
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#SaveSpeech
The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
#SaveSpeech
The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
ccan someone beat the shit out of me. in a hot way. please,
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
ccan someone beat the shit out of me. in a hot way. please,
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.