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jeephater3000.bsky.social
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@jeephater3000.bsky.social
Writer, furry, professional dinner
she/her
20 yrs.
#bunbullying for my MEAN posts
jeephater3000.neocities.org
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/jeephater90/
@gygas2.bsky.social SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
whadda hell i can SEE that there is supposed to be a reply to this!!! WHY AREN’T YOU SHOWING IT BLUESKY
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
@ preds TRADE OFFER:

i get: not being digested please please please oh god not like this

you get: cute bunnygirl roommate who makes various breads :3
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
roommate eaten multiplied by the cost of NOT having your roommate eaten, as shown in the first screenshot.

we see the plot of this function for different values of n in the other screenshots and, as you can see, the cost for the case where no prey are eaten is always higher than the cost where
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
this pattern keeps going, until the last prey gets selected - with a probability of 50%, that will be prey number n/2. therefore, the probability of your roommate getting eaten by someone ELSE will be another sum - again, shown in the screenshot.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
been reduced by 1, so you have a 1/(x-1) chance of picking your roommate. repeat this n times, and the total probability that YOU will eat your roommate is... kind of hard to write with regular characters because you need the sum function, but i took a screenshot.

we have to do a similar
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
pocket monsters

first is my actual favorites, second is which would be the best preds
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
im a fucking genius at Colors

www.xrite.com/hue-test
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
guys. uh. guys what if she. um. and she was really hungry. and um. uh.
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
OH MY GOD??
m-miss yuri, i… i wasn’t expecting you…
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
made some buns (they were eaten immediately) (:3) and bagels tonight
October 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
some of my best work never even finds its way to this site
October 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
guys when i say “you can’t only eat bunnies” that’s not just me trying to save myself (but please please please i’ll do literally anything just don’t eat me god please), it’s also just a scientific fact
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
pizzer 👍
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
real i’m afraid
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
PSA
You Are Not Immune To Psychic Bunny Influence
October 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
STOP!
This may APPEAR to be an “ordinary” picture of graffiti.
BUT. Upon more careful inspection, there is a BUNNY (🐰) (🥕) (🐇) hidden away.
LIKE and SHARE this post to SPREAD AWARENESS of the BUNNY (🐰) (🐇) (🥕) (🐰)(🐇) (🐰) (🥕)
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
things commonly said right before you end a bunny girl’s life with your stomach:
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
me when i made my fursona
September 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
September 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
alright. so. did some drawing today. didn’t finish it (as you can tell by the coloring lmao) but i told myself i’m sharing it either way. i think i did a few things fairly well but it’s very obvious where i have to improve. the throat is way too high up, for one, and i get lazy drawing stuff like
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
some of these are very targeted, i will admit,
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
made a bunch of these, pick your faves
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
this is what it’s like having a fearplay/cruelty/pain kink
September 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM